American drama -- 19th century; Romance fiction, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
_Polly (coming down wearily)._ Mercy, how tired I am! And no chance of
rest for at least six hours (_drops into chair c._). Dinners and balls
may be fun for those who do the eating and dancing, but it’s death on us
poor servants. I’m worked hard enough usually, in all conscience’ sake,
but Miss Agnes has given me just the hardest day I’ve ever seen!
(_Imitates Agnes giving orders._) “Polly, is my bath ready?” “Polly,
give me my dressing-gown.” “Polly, bring me my coffee.” “Now dress my
hair, Polly.” “Get me my habit, Polly.” (_Rises._) “While I’m in the
park, Polly, sew the ribbons on my two dominos.” “Oh, and I’ll be too
busy to-day to write acknowledgments for the bouquets, Polly, so you may
write to Mr. Stevens and Mr. Van Tromp and Mr. Newbank, and any others
that come, thanking them for their lovely flowers, which are now filling
my room with sweetness!” From seven till eight it’s been nothing but
“Polly, do this,” and “Polly, do that,” and “Where’s Polly?” And no one
so much as said “Polly, want a cracker?” I haven’t had a chance to sit
down since I got up. I even had to eat my dinner off the laundry tubs
(_mimics eating with pen and paper-cutter at desk_) standing, because
the caterers were everywhere, getting the dinner and ball supper ready.
Miss Agnes says she’s all “worn out.” I wish she could try my work once
in a while. How I should enjoy telling the rich and sought-after Miss
Agnes Wortley to (_mimicking_) “button my shoes,” (_sticks out foot_) or
(_waves her hand_) “fetch me my gloves!” I would give a month’s wages if
I could only take her place just for to-night at the masked ball.
(_Speaking with excitement._) When she decided that she must have two
dominos, so that she could change in the middle of the ball, I thought
to myself: ‘What’s to prevent your slipping on the domino she isn’t
wearing, and going downstairs?’ (_Muses._) If I only dared! I could
easily slip out before she wanted to change! (_Pause._) No! I mustn’t
even think of it or the temptation will be too great.
[_Goes to fireplace, and sitting on rug pokes the fire._
STUART _appears b. d. and looks in_.
_Polly._ It would be such fun! Think of being Miss Agnes for one evening
and dancing with all her admirers! Oh, my! Supposing one should propose!
Mr. Newbank! (_Laughs._) Or Mr. Van Tromp! (_Laughs again._) I’d know
what I’d say to them! Mr. Stevens? I wonder if she cares for him.
_Stuart._ And how about Mr. Stuart?
_Polly (springing up, flustered)._ Oh, Jiminy! Oh—I beg your pardon, Mr.
Stuart, I was—I—
[_Hesitates._
_Stuart (laughing)._ Poking the fire, eh? Is this room free territory?
_Polly._ Yes, Mr. Stuart. It’s Miss Wortley’s boudoir, but she thought
it would be a nice place for people to come when they were tired of
dancing downstairs.
[_Curtsey's_ _and exits l. d._
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