Jewish fiction; Jews -- Fiction; Pinski, David, 1872-1959 -- Translations into English; Short stories, Jewish
“What are you so angry about?” asked his mother-in-law, venomously.
“I suppose you imagine you’re in the right?”
“I’m not asking anybody whether I’m right or wrong,” he replied, even
more venomously.
“A fine answer!” responded the mother-in-law, indignantly.
“It’s good enough for me,” said Drabkin, pushing the treadle.
“Just the same you needn’t be impudent about it,” interposed Grunim,
beginning to lose his temper.
But Chyenke interceded and prevented a quarrel.
“Just reckon it out for him. Reckon it out,” she said, turning to her
Uncle Jonah. “Let him hear.”
“Drop your work,” suggested Uncle Jehiel, “and listen to reason.”
“I’ve got nothing to listen to.”
“Don’t be a child!”
“What is there to discuss, what?” He rose from his place. “I said
once and for all that I refuse to be a cut-purse.”
“You talk like a child,” began Uncle Jonah. “I’m no cut-purse myself,
and I get along first rate with my employés! But everything must be
done with foresight, with a reckoning! You, my dear child,—you,” he
began, falling into the sing-song intonation of the Gemara, “you’re
starting out as a manufacturer,—you’re a new competitor in the
market. Then you must try to sell your goods cheaper. But how are you
going to do this when your labour is going to cost you more than it
costs anybody else?” he ended, ironically, his arms akimbo, looking
from face to face with an air of triumph.
“I know the reckoning!” retorted Drabkin, obstinately.
“No, you don’t!” shouted the tailor, waving his right hand in the
air and then bringing it back to his hips. “You don’t know! If you
did, you wouldn’t do as you wish to do!... Let me repeat it to
you, my youngster, you ...” and again he lapsed into the Talmudic
sing-song—“Wages will cost you practically twice as much as any
other, and your workingmen will produce half as much per day as in
any other shop. Well, where’s your brains? Your goods will cost four
times as dear!... Who’s going to buy it of you? Is it going to be
covered with spangles?”
“I tell you, I don’t care to hear any reckonings!” cried Drabkin.
“Then you’re a fool, a jackass, a simpleton!” replied Jonah, heatedly.
“It’s the first time in my life I see such a person!” asserted
Jehiel, shrugging his shoulders.
“Shut up. It’s no worry of yours,” scowled Drabkin. “I’ll do exactly
as I please.”
“What do you mean,—exactly as you please?” shrilled Grunim. “You’re
not the boss yet. Meanwhile Chyenke has the say here!”
“Certainly!” corroborated the mother-in-law.
“Certainly!” echoed Chyenke.
“And you’re an impudent rascal, a loafer!” scolded Grunim.
“A know-nothing, a dunce, who doesn’t understand from here to there,”
cried Jonah. “The goods will cost him....”
“He ought to be put into the insane asylum with all the other
lunatics!” chimed Jehiel, falling into Jonah’s sing-song.
“Fine pleasure we’ve lived to enjoy!” grumbled the mother-in-law to
herself.
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