England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Siblings -- Fiction
"And you can now see," continued Annabel, "what a horror I have of
Jumble sales. It would be terrible if such a thing occurred again.
And I quite agree with what you were saying, Reggie, about the Prime
Minister and the Income Tax."
For a moment I thought that Annabel had taken leave of her senses, but
on looking round I perceived that this sudden change of subject was for
the benefit of Jeavons and a footman, who had just entered the
dining-room in order to introduce the pudding and remove our plates.
My sister usually dropped into politics, or into other questions
equally alien to her real thoughts and interests when the servants
entered the room, and she believed that they believed that she was
continuing a conversation. But I feel sure that they were not so
easily taken in--at any rate, Jeavons was not; I cannot answer for the
credulity of footmen, but my own private opinion is that they think
exclusively of cricket and football matches, and never attend to the
conversation of their so-called betters at all.
Without waiting for the withdrawal of the listening retainers, Frank
exclaimed: "I've got a ripping idea--a million times better than a
Jumble Sale. Let's have a Pastoral Play."
"Papa always said that a shilling in the pound was far too much, except
in time of war," said Annabel, in a raised tone of voice and with a
warning look at Frank. Then, as Jeavons thoughtfully banged the door
to show that he was no longer present, she continued in a softer voice:
"Yes, my dear Frank, what was it you said? I never like to discuss
arrangements before the servants."
"I didn't see any harm in suggesting a Pastoral Play before them,"
replied the irrepressible Frank; "but of course I shouldn't have gone
on talking about the time when you kissed Cutler in the peach-house as
long as they were in the room."
Annabel gave a little shriek. "My dear boy, what are you talking
about? I didn't kiss Cutler, I only put my hand upon his shoulder."
"It makes a much better tale of it if you say you kissed him,"
persisted Frank; "it really does. I should tell it like that the next
time, if I were you."
"I shall do nothing of the kind. It would sound so dreadful, and,
besides, it wouldn't be true."
"Still it makes it much funnier," persisted Frank.
"But it couldn't possibly have happened," explained Annabel. "I should
never have thought of kissing Reggie on a Sunday afternoon; such an
idea would never have occurred to me. And if I hadn't tried to kiss
Reggie, I should naturally not have kissed Cutler. But do go on with
what you were saying about a Pastoral Play."
Annabel was one of those people who, whilst appearing utterly
absent-minded and wrapped up in their own concerns, "take notice" (as
nurses say of children) far more than one imagines. Frank's suggestion
had not escaped her.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account