England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Siblings -- Fiction
"Yes, easy enough when you want to see us, and not too easy if you
don't. We seem to want a house of our own in which to spend our
declining years, surrounded by all the fads that we most affect: and we
can't find them quite all in houses built by other people. Of course
we shan't find them all in the house we build ourselves, but then we
shall only have ourselves to blame, and that makes one so much more
merciful and lenient. We couldn't get a freehold site that was exactly
what we both wanted, and as we have no children it doesn't signify: as
a matter of fact, a leasehold peerage would have done just as well for
us."
I noted the faint quiver in her voice with a pang of sympathy. I too
felt that life would never be quite complete as long as Ponty reigned
alone in the old nursery at Restham.
"I was saying the other day to a woman I know that we had taken the
place on a ninety-nine years' lease," Isabel went on, "and she said,
'Only ninety-nine years, Lady Chayford? I heard it was nine hundred
and ninety-nine!' 'Well,' I answered, 'you see my husband and I are no
longer young: had we been, of course we should have taken it on a nine
hundred and ninety-nine years' lease, as you suggest: but at our age we
think ninety-nine will see us out.' Did you ever know such an ass?"
I laughed. "People really are very idiotic. It is a pity we can't
tell them so, and then they might improve. Nobody tells us of our
faults after we grow up, so how can we be expected to cure them?"
"Don't they?" said Isabel. "Wait till you've been married a little
longer."
"I see you are as great a cynic as ever," I retorted. "Time doesn't
seem to have mellowed you at all! But, joking apart, I do think it is
a pity that grown-up people won't stand being told of their faults."
"But they do stand it quite well--in fact, they rather enjoy it;
provided, of course, that you never tell them of those they've really
got. For instance, I was quite pleased when you said Time hadn't
mellowed me--knowing all the while that my heart is really of the
consistency of an over-ripe banana."
Again I laughed with pleasure to find her so little altered by time and
circumstance, and then we ceased to talk of our private affairs and
turned our attention to the affairs of our neighbours, discussing what
had happened respecting them since we saw each other last--who had died
and who had lived, and who had married wisely and who not so well. And
then we went on to public events, and discussed the divisions in our
midst at home, and the war-clouds already gathering in the skies abroad.
"Yes, we live in stirring times," said Lady Chayford, as we retraced
our steps homewards through the Garden of Dreams, having settled the
fate of nations: "and I'm afraid they are going to stir more and more.
I don't like living in stirring times. They don't suit me at all. I
am getting too old for them, I suppose."
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