"Some of them, sir," replied Mr. Griffiths, with an irrepressible sigh,
"are ancestors of the Dreddlingtons, others of the Aubrey families. They
are very old, sir," continued Mr. Griffiths, "and are much admired, and
Mr. Aubrey desired me to say, that if you should be disposed to
part"----
"Oh confound him, he may have 'em all, if he'll pay for 'em, if that's
what he wants: I shall soon send them packing off!" Mr. Griffiths bowed,
and very nearly shed a tear. By this time the Hall was crowded with the
gentlemen who had formed part of the procession, and who came bowing and
scraping to the new lord of Yatton, congratulating him, and wishing him
health and happiness. As soon as he could disengage himself from their
flattering but somewhat troublesome civilities, Tweedle (his valet) came
and whispered, "Will you dress, sir? All is ready," and Titmouse
followed him to the dressing-room which had formerly been young Mrs.
Aubrey's. 'Twas the first time that Titmouse had ever experienced the
attentions of a valet; and he was quite nonplussed at the
multitudinousness and elegance of the arrangements around him. Such
quantities of clothes of all sorts--dressing-implements, curling-irons,
combs, brushes, razors, a splendid dressing-case, scents in profusion,
oils, bear's-grease, four or five different sorts of soaps, &c. &c. &c.;
all this gave Titmouse a far livelier idea of his altered circumstances,
of his having really become a GENTLEMAN, than anything which he had up
to that moment experienced. He thought his valet one of the cleverest
and most obliging men in the world, only somewhat oppressive with his
attentions; and at length Mr. Titmouse said he preferred _this_ time,
dressing alone, and so dismissed his obsequious attendant; whom,
however, he was soon obliged to summon to his assistance after all, not
knowing the proper uses of several implements about him. Having
completed his toilet, he descended into the drawing-room; which, as well
as the dining-room, was ready prepared for the banquet, covers being
laid for forty or fifty, and good substantial fare provided for at least
as many more, in the servants' hall, where operations had already
commenced. On entering the drawing-room, his appearance seemed to
produce a great sensation; and after a momentary and embarrassing pause,
the only county gentleman who was present, advanced and introduced
himself, his wife and daughter. This was Harkaway Rotgut Wildfire,
Baronet, a tall and somewhat corpulent man of about fifty, very choleric
and overbearing; his countenance showing the hard life he had led, his
nose being red, and his forehead and mouth beset with pimples. He had
been a bitter political opponent of Mr. Aubrey, and once a member for
the county; but had so crippled his resources by hunting and
horse-racing, as to compel the sacrifice of their town amusements; viz.
his seat in the House of Commons, and Lady Wildfire's box at the opera.
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