this time, however, it was past eleven o'clock; the free potations of
all the gentlemen, and indeed (to be candid) of more than one of the
ladies, were beginning to _tell_, and the noise and confusion were very
great. Fierce confused sounds issued from the servants' hall, where it
proved that a great fight was going on between Pumpkin the gardener, and
a man who insisted on shouting "Titmouse forever--down with Aubrey!"
Pumpkin, I am not sorry to say, had much the best of it, and beat his
opponent, after a severe encounter, into silence and submission. Then
there were songs sung in all the rooms at once--speeches made,
half-a-dozen at the same time; in short, never before had such doings
been witnessed, or such uproar heard, within the decorous, dignified,
and venerable precincts of Yatton. Scenes ensued which really baffle
description. Mr. Titmouse, of course, drank prodigiously, although Mr.
Gammon never left his side, and checked him fifty times when he was
about to fill his glass. The excitement thus produced by wine will, I
trust, in some measure mitigate the reader's indignation at hearing of a
little incident which occurred, in which Titmouse was concerned, and
which, about half past three or four o'clock in the morning, served to
bring that brilliant entertainment to a somewhat abrupt and rather
unpleasant termination. Scarcely knowing where he was, or what he was
about, I am sorry to say, that while standing, as well as he could,
beside Miss Wildfire, to dance for the fifth time with her--a plump,
fair-faced, good-natured girl of about nineteen or twenty--he suddenly
threw his arms around her, and imprinted half-a-dozen kisses on her
forehead, lips, cheek, and neck, before she could recover from the
confusion into which this monstrous outrage had thrown her. Her faint
shriek reached her father's ears, while he was, in a distant part of the
room, persecuting Miss Quirk with drunken and profligate impertinence.
Hastily approaching the quarter whence his daughter's voice had issued,
he beheld her just extricated from the insolent embrace of the
half-unconscious Titmouse, and greatly agitated. With flaming eye and
outstretched arm, he approached his unfortunate little host, and seizing
hold of his right ear, almost wrung it out of his head, Titmouse
actually yelling with the pain which he experienced. Still retaining his
hold, uttering the while most fearful imprecations--Sir Harkaway gave
him three violent kicks upon the seat of honor, the last of them sending
him spinning into the arms of old Mr. Quirk, who was hurrying up to his
relief, and who fell flat on the floor with the violent concussion. Then
Miss Quirk rushed forward and screamed; a scene of dreadful confusion
ensued; and at length the infuriated and half-drunken baronet, forced
away by his wife and his daughter, aided by several of the company,
quitted the Hall, and got into his carriage, uttering fearful threats
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