"_I've_ had very little to do with them; Quirk, Gammon, and Snap--these
are the people, eh?" Mr. Aubrey nodded. "Quirk is a stubborn
wooden-headed fellow--an old hedgehog! Egad! that man's compounded more
felonies, the old scamp, than any man in England! I should like to have
him in the witness-box for a couple of hours, or so! I think I'd tickle
him a little," said the Attorney-General, with a bitter smile. "They say
he's a confidential adviser to a sort of Thieves' Association! But
there's Gammon: I've had several things to do with _him_. He is a
superior man, that Gammon, a very superior man. A keen dog! I recollect
him being principal witness in a cause when I was for the plaintiff; and
he completely baffled Subtle--ah, ha, how well I recollect it!--Subtle
lost his temper at last, because he couldn't make Gammon lose _his_! Ah,
how cleverly the fellow twisted and turned with Subtle for nearly an
hour! ah, ha--Subtle looked so chagrined!--Have you seen Mr. Gammon?"
"No, I've had no occasion."
"He has a pleasing, gentlemanlike appearance; rather a striking face.
_He's_ the man you'll have to deal with in any negotiations on the
subject I named. You must mind what you're about with him. You mustn't
think me intrusive, Aubrey; but, have they sent in their bill yet?"
Mr. Aubrey involuntarily shuddered, as he answered in the negative.
"I'd give a trifle to know how the plague such people ever came to be
concerned in such a case. 'Tis quite out of their way--which is in the
criminal line of business!--They'll make their client pay for it through
the nose, I warrant him:--By the way, what an inconceivably ridiculous
little ass that Titmouse is--I saw him in court at York. If he'd only go
on the stage, and act _naturally_, he'd make his fortune as a
fool!"--Mr. Aubrey faintly smiled at this sally; but the topics which
the Attorney-General had just before touched upon, had not a little
oppressed his spirits.
"As this is comparatively an idle day with me," said the
Attorney-General, "and I've got ten minutes more at your
service--suppose I go with you at once--nothing like the present
moment--to Mr. Weasel's?"
"I am greatly obliged to you," replied Aubrey--and both rose to
go. "Say I shall be back in a few minutes," said the Attorney-General,
in answer to his clerk, who reminded him as he passed, that Mr.
Sergeant Squelch and Mr. Putty would be there in a moment or two's
time. As they crossed the court--"How do you do, Mr. Putty?" said the
Attorney-General, with lofty civility, to a grinning little confident
personage who met him, exclaiming with flippant familiarity,
"How do you do, Mr. Attorney?--Coming to your chambers--you don't
forget?--Consultation--eh?"
"I perfectly recollect it, Mr. Putty, I shall return presently. Perhaps,
if convenient, you will have the goodness to wait for a few
minutes"--replied the Attorney-General, somewhat stiffly, and passed on,
arm-in-arm with Mr. Aubrey.
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