As Mr. Titmouse sat in his cab, on his way to the Park, dressed in the
extreme of the mode; his glossy hat perched sideways on his bushy,
well-oiled, but somewhat mottled hair; his surtout lined with velvet;
his full satin stock, spangled with inwrought gold flowers, and
ornamented with two splendid pins, connected together with delicate
double gold chains; his shirt-collar turned down over his stock; his
chased gold eyeglass stuck in his right eye; the stiff wristbands of his
shirt turned back over his coat-cuffs; and his red hands concealed in
snowy kid gloves, holding his whip and reins with graceful ease: when he
considered the exquisite figure he must thus present to the eye of all
beholders, and gave them credit for gazing at him with the same sort of
feelings which similar sights had, but a few months before, excited in
_his_ despairing breast, his little cup of happiness was full, and even
brimming over. This, though I doubt whether it was a just reflection,
was still a very natural one; for he knew what his own feelings were,
though not how weak and absurd they were; and of course judged of others
by himself. If the Marquis of Whigborough, with his £200,000 a-year, and
5,000 independent voters at his command, had been on his way down to the
House, absorbed with anxiety as to the effect of the final threat he was
going to make to the Minister, that, unless he had a few strawberry
leaves promised him, he should feel it his duty to record his vote
against the great BILL for "_Giving Everybody Everything_," which stood
for a third reading that evening; or the great Duke of ----, a glance of
whose eye, or a wave of whose hand, was sufficient to have lit up an
European war, and who might at that moment have been balancing in his
mind the fate of millions of mankind, as depending upon his _fiat_ for
peace or war:--I say, that if both, or either of these personages, had
passed or met Mr. Titmouse, in their cabs, (which they were mechanically
urging onward, so absorbed the while with their own thoughts, that they
scarce knew whether they were in a cab or a handbarrow, in which latter,
had it been before their gates, either of them might, in his
abstraction, have seated himself;) Titmouse's superior acquaintance with
human nature assured him, that the sight of his tip-top turn-out, could
not fail of attracting their attention, and nettling their pride.
Whether Milton, if cast on a desolate island, but with the means of
writing _Paradise Lost_, would have done so, had he been certain that no
human eye would ever peruse a line of it; or whether Mr. Titmouse, had
he been suddenly deposited in his splendid cab, in the midst of the
desert of Sahara, with not one of his species to fix an envying eye upon
him, would nevertheless have experienced a great measure of
satisfaction, I am not prepared to say. As, however, every condition of
life has its mixture of good and evil, so, if Titmouse had been placed
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