The position obtained for Titmouse by the masterly genius of Mr.
Bladdery Pip, was secured and strengthened by much more substantial
claims upon the respect of society than those derived from literary
genius. Rumor is a dame always looking at objects through very strong
magnifying-glasses; and who, guided by what she saw, soon gave out that
Titmouse was patron of three boroughs; had a clear rent-roll of thirty
thousand a-year; and had already received nearly a hundred thousand
pounds in hard cash from the previous proprietor of his estates, as a
compensation for the back rents, which that usurper had been for so many
years in the receipt of. Then he was--in truth and fact--very near in
succession to the ancient and distinguished Barony of Drelincourt, and
the extensive estates thereto annexed. He was young; by no means
ill-looking; and was--unmarried. Under the mask of _naïveté_ and
eccentricity, it was believed that he concealed great natural acuteness,
for the purpose of ascertaining who were his real and who only his
pretended friends and well-wishers, and that his noble relatives had
given in to his little scheme, for the purpose of aiding him in the
important discovery upon which he was bent. Infinite effect was thus
given to the earl's introductions. Wherever Titmouse went, he found new
and delightful acquaintances; and invitations to dinners, balls, routs,
soirées, came showering daily into his rooms at the Albany, where also
were left innumerable cards, bearing names of very high fashion. All who
had daughters or sisters in the market, paid eager and persevering court
to Mr. Titmouse, and still more so to the Earl of Dreddlington and Lady
Cecilia, his august _sponsors_; so that--such being the will of that
merry jade Fortune--they who had once regarded him as an object only of
shuddering disgust and ineffable contempt, and had been disposed to
order their servants to show him out again into the streets, were now,
in a manner, _magnified and made honorable_ by means of their connection
with him; or rather, society, through his means, had become suddenly
sensible of the commanding qualities and pretensions of the Earl of
Dreddlington and the Lady Cecilia. In the ball-room--at Almack's
even--how many young men, handsome, accomplished, and of the highest
personal consequence and rank, applied in vain for the hand of haughty
beauty, which Mr. Titmouse had only to ask for, and obtain! Whose was
the opera-box into which he might not drop as a welcome visitor, and be
seen lounging in envied familiarity with its fair and brilliant inmates?
Were there not mothers of high fashion, of stately pride, of sounding
rank, who would have humbled themselves before Titmouse, if thereby he
could have been brought a suitor to the feet of one of their delicate
and beautiful daughters? But it was not over the fair sex alone that the
magic of Mr. Titmouse's name and pretensions had obtained this great and
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