Four or five carriages had to set down before that containing the Earl
of Dreddlington, Lady Cecilia, and Mr. Titmouse, could draw up; by which
time there had accumulated as many in its rear, so eager were the pious
aristocrats to get into this _holy retreat_. As Titmouse, holding his
hat and cane in one hand, while with the other he arranged his hair,
strutted up the centre aisle, following the earl and Lady Cecilia, he
could hardly repress the exultation with which he thought of a former
visit of his to that very fabric some two years before. _Then_, on
attempting to enter the body of the chapel, the vergers had politely but
firmly repulsed him; on which, swelling with vexation, he had ascended
to the gallery, where, after having been kept standing for ten minutes
at least, he had been beckoned by the pew-opener towards, and squeezed
into, the furthermost pew, close at the back of the organ, and in which
said pew were two powdered footman. If disgusted with his mere
contiguity, guess what must have been his feelings when his nearest
companion good-naturedly forced upon him a part of his prayer-book;
which Titmouse, ready to spit in his face, held with his finger and
thumb, as though it had been the tail of a snake! _Now_, how changed was
all! He had become an aristocrat; in his veins ran some of the richest
and oldest blood in the country; his brow might ere long be graced by
the coronet which King Henry II. had placed upon the brow of the founder
of his family, some seven hundred years before; and a tall footman, with
powdered head, glistening silver shoulder-knot, and sky-blue livery, and
carrying in a bag the gilded implements of devotion, was humbly
following behind him! What a remarkable and vivid contrast between his
present and his former circumstances, was present at that moment to his
reflecting mind! As he stood, his hat covering his face, in an attitude
of devotion--"I wonder," thought he, "what all these nobs and swells
would say, if they knew the sort of figure I had cut here on the last
time?" and again--"'Pon my life, what would I give for--say
Huckaback--to see me just now!" What an elegant and fashionable air the
congregation wore! Surely there _must_ be something in religion, when
people such as were around him came so punctually to church, and behaved
so seriously! The members of that congregation were, indeed, exemplary
in their strict discharge of their public religious duties! Scarce one
of them was there who had not been at the opera till twelve o'clock
over-night; the dulcet notes of the singers were still thrilling in
their ears, the graceful attitudes of the dancers still present to their
eyes. Every previous night of the week had they been engaged in the
brilliant ball-room, and whirled in the mazes of the voluptuous waltz,
or glittering in the picturesque splendor of fancy dress, till three,
four, and five o'clock in the morning: yet here they were in the house
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