When the great day arrived--Titmouse having thought of scarce anything
else in the interval, and teased every one whom he had met with his
endless questions and childish observations on the subject--he drove up,
at the appointed hour, to the Earl of Dreddlington's; whose carriage,
with an appearance of greater state than usual about it, was standing at
the door. On alighting from his cab, he skipped so nimbly up-stairs,
that he could not have had time to observe the amusement which his
figure occasioned even to the well-disciplined servants of the Earl of
Dreddlington. Much allowance ought to have been made for them. Think of
Mr. Titmouse's little knee-breeches, white silks, silver shoe-buckles,
shirt ruffles and frills, coat, bag, and sword; and his hair, plastered
up with bear's grease, parted down the middle of his head, and curling
out boldly over each temple; and his open countenance irradiated with a
subdued smile of triumph and excitement! On entering the drawing-room he
beheld a really striking object--the earl in court costume, wearing his
general's uniform, with all his glistening orders, standing in readiness
to set off, and holding in his hand his hat, with its snowy plume. His
posture was at once easy and commanding. Had he been standing to Sir
Thomas Lawrence, he could not have disposed himself more effectively.
Lady Cecilia was sitting on the sofa, leaning back, and languidly
talking to him; and, from the start which they both gave on Titmouse's
entrance, it was plain that they could not have calculated upon the
extraordinary transmogrification he must have undergone, in assuming
court costume. For a moment or two, each was as severely shocked as when
his absurd figure had first presented itself in that drawing-room. "Oh,
heavens!" murmured Lady Cecilia: while the earl seemed struck dumb by
the approaching figure of Titmouse. That gentleman, however, was totally
changed from the Titmouse of a former day. He had now acquired a due
sense of his personal importance, a just confidence in himself.
Greatness had lost its former petrifying influence over him. And, as for
his appearance on the present occasion, _he_ had grown so familiar with
it, as reflected in his glass, that it never occurred to him that the
case might be different with others who beheld him for the first time.
The candor upon which I pride myself urges me to state, however, that
when Titmouse beheld the military air and superb equipments of the
earl--notwithstanding that Titmouse, too, wore a sword--he felt himself
_done_. He advanced, nevertheless, pretty confidently--bobbing about,
first to Lady Cecilia, and then to the earl; and after a hasty
salutation, observed,--"'Pon my life, my Lord, I hope it's no offence,
but your Lordship _does_ look most remarkable fine." The earl made no
reply, but inclined towards him magnificently--not seeing the meaning
and intention of Titmouse, but being affronted by his words.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account