'Twas a thing that there could be no mistake
about whatever.
"That's a _settler_, Tuft," said the marquis, after a pause: Tuft
reddened violently, and gulped down a glass of wine; and presently, with
the slightly staggered earl, became a silent listener to the discussion
into which the marquis and Gammon had entered. Obtuse as was the earl,
Gammon contrived to let him see how effectually he was supporting his
Lordship's opinion, which Mr. Tuft had so ridiculously failed in. The
marquis got slightly the worst of the encounter with Gammon, whose
object he saw, and whose tact he admired; and with much judgment
permitted Gammon to appear to the earl as his successful defender, in
order that he might himself make a friend of Gammon. Moreover, he was
not at all annoyed at witnessing the complete and unexpected
discomfiture of poor Tuft, whom, for all his intimacy with that
gentleman, the marquis thoroughly despised.
However it might possibly be that his grand visitors enjoyed themselves,
it was far otherwise with Mr. Titmouse; who, being compelled to keep
sober, was quite miserable. None of those around him were drinking
men:--and the consequence was, that he would retire early to his
bedroom, and amuse himself with brandy and water, and cigars, leaving
his guests to amuse themselves with cards, billiards, or otherwise, as
best they might. He did, indeed, "stand like a cipher in the great
account;" instead of feeling himself the Earl of Dreddlington's host, he
felt himself as one of his Lordship's inferior guests, struggling in
vain against the freezing state and etiquette which the earl carried
with him wherever he went, like a sort of atmosphere. In this extremity
he secretly clung to Gammon, and reposed upon his powerful support and
sympathy more implicitly than ever he had done before. As the shooting
season had commenced, and game was plentiful at Yatton, the marquis and
Tuft found full occupation during the day, as occasionally did Mr.
Gammon. Mr. Titmouse once accompanied them; but having contrived very
nearly to blow his own hand off, and also to blow out the eyes of the
marquis, it was intimated to him that he had better go out alone for
the future--as he did accordingly, but soon got tired of such solitary
sport. Besides--hares, pheasants, partridges--old and young, cock or
hen--'twas all one--none of them seemed to care one straw for him or his
gun, let him pop and blaze away as loud and as long, as near or as far
off, as he liked. The only thing he hit--and that plump--was one of his
unfortunate dogs, which he killed on the spot; and then coming up with
it, stamped upon the poor creature's bleeding carcass, saying with a
furious oath--"Why didn't you keep out of the way, then, you brute?"
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