picture to yourself the figure which Titmouse must have presented among
them--his quizzing-glass screwed into his eye, and clad in his little
pink and leathers!--What a _seat_ was his! How many significant and
scornful smiles, and winks, and shrugs of the shoulders did his
appearance occasion among his bold and high-bred companions! And only
about four or five minutes after they had "gone away"--on the occasion
in question, this unhappy little sinner was thoroughly found out by the
noble animal he rode; and who equally well knew _his own business_, and
what he had _on_! In trying to take a dwarf wall, on the opposite side
of an old green horsepond by the road-side, he urged his horse with that
weak and indecisive impulse which only disgusted him; so he suddenly
drew back at the margin of the pond--and over head and heels flew
Titmouse, descending plump on his head into the deep mud, where he
remained for a moment or two, up to his shoulders, his little legs
kicking about in the air--
"Who's that?" cried one--and another--and another--without stopping, any
more than the Life Guards would have stopped for a sudden individual
casualty in the midst of their tremendous charge at Waterloo--till the
very last of them, who happened to be no less a person than Lord De la
Zouch, seeing, as he came up, the desperate position of the fallen
rider, reined up, dismounted, and with much effort and inconvenience
aided in extricating Titmouse from his fearful yet ludicrous
position--and thus fortunately preserved to society one of its brightest
ornaments. As soon as he was safe---a dismal spectacle to gods and
men--his preserver, not disposed, by discovering who Titmouse was, to
supererogatory courtesy, mounted his horse, leaving Titmouse in the care
of an old woman whose cottage was not far off, and where Titmouse,
having had a good deal of the filth detached from him, remounted his
horse and turned its head homewards--heartily disposed, had he but
_dared_, cruelly to spur, and kick, and flog it; and in this
pickle--stupid, and sullen, and crestfallen--he was overtaken and
recognized by Lord Dreddlington and Lady Cecilia, returning from the
field!
This was her future husband----
Then again--poor Lady Cecilia!--what thought you of the following, which
was one of the letters he addressed to you?--Well might Miss Aubrey
exclaim, "how I should like to see their correspondence!"
"The Albanny, Picadilly, London, 12th Oct. 18--.
"MY DEAR CECILIA,
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