Ten Years Among the Mail Bags: Or, Notes from the Diary of a Special Agent of the Post-Office DepartmentHolbrook, James
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Ten Years Among the Mail Bags: Or, Notes from the Diary of a Special Agent of the Post-Office Department
Holbrook, James
Postal service -- United States
To make matters worse, a Presidential campaign followed Mr. Upton's
inauguration, and politics "ran high." The post-office became the
great centre and source of excitement. People met, on the arrival of
the mails, and glanced over the editorial columns of their newspapers,
and talked over their grievances. At length the great crisis came. A
change of Administration was effected. And as the health or sickness
of the nation appeared now to depend entirely upon the post-office
incumbent at Harrowfork, this subject received prompt attention from
all parties.
All sorts of communications, full of absurd complaints, contradictory
statements, imperative commands, and angry denunciations, were now
poured in upon the Post-Office Department at Washington. To show what
human nature is at such times, and also to designate how perfectly
clear and beautifully pleasant the duty of the appointing power
becomes, in the progress of the snarl, we will give a few specimens of
these conflicting missives.
Here is one version of the story:--
To His Honor, the Post Master General, at Washington,
Sir:
Your Honor's humble petitioners, legal voters in the town of
Harrowfork, respectfully submit the following _undeniable facts_
for your consideration.
First, the person who now holds the office of post master in our
place, is _totally unfit_ for the business. He was got in by a
clique of interested individuals, who used underhanded measures
for the purpose, and succeeded in their object only by blinding
the eyes of the Department to the real character of the man, and
the wishes of the people. Not one man in fifty is in favor of the
present incumbent; and those who are, turn out generally to be
persons who seldom write or receive letters, and have little or no
business in connexion with the post-office.
Second, the office is left during a great portion of the time in
the charge of the post master's father-in-law, a worthy old
gentleman, but whose sight has somewhat failed him; so that when
persons call for letters or papers, he has first to hunt up his
spectacles, which he has been known to be near five minutes in
finding; then he has to go over with the letters, &c., very
slowly, to avoid making mistakes, very often taking them out of
the wrong box at that, and after all, giving the wrong letters to
people, or giving them none at all, when the fact is, letters for
them have perhaps been lying untouched in the office for weeks.
Such cases are nothing uncommon.
Third, valuable letters have been lost through carelessness on the
part of persons in the office, or from _less excusable_ causes, of
which we leave your Honor to judge. Letters containing money are
particularly liable to miscarry.
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