Ten Years Among the Mail Bags: Or, Notes from the Diary of a Special Agent of the Post-Office DepartmentHolbrook, James
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Ten Years Among the Mail Bags: Or, Notes from the Diary of a Special Agent of the Post-Office Department
Holbrook, James
Postal service -- United States
"Although entirely disinterested in the matter, except so far as
the common rights of humanity are concerned, the undersigned
consider it their conscientious duty to inform your Honor that the
said Upton is decidedly opposed to the present national
administration. He has long been at heart an abolitionist of the
deepest dye, and of late his fanaticism has shown itself in
public. During the recent Presidential campaign, the post-office
was made the head-quarters of the Free Soilers, and was, during a
large portion of the time, converted into a regular caucus room by
the leaders of that party. That your Honor may judge for yourself
what this man's political conduct has been, the undersigned take
the liberty of calling your attention to the enclosed editorial
notice of a Free Soil meeting in which Deacon Upton took an active
part. It is clipped from the columns of the "Temperance Goblet," a
paper neutral in politics and religion, and entirely independent
and impartial on the post-office question.
The following is the newspaper paragraph referred to:
"Next, we were a little surprised to see our respected friend post
master Upton take the floor, and treat the audience to a harangue,
which as a specimen of eloquence will, we venture to assert, find
nothing to compare with it in the orations of Cicero. But it was
the matter, more than the manner of the speech, which excited our
astonishment. We had always given our friend credit for being a
law and order man, _notwithstanding his well known abolition
prejudices_," (words in italics underscored with ink by the
petitioners,) until the occasion of this public demonstration of
the most ultra Garrisonianism. How a man, uniformly discreet,
should have suffered his feelings to run away with his judgment in
a public discourse, we cannot conceive, unless it be that in the
whirlwind of eloquence that bore him away, all consideration of
law, patriotism, and duty, were lost sight of. After all, it is
not Upton who is to blame, it is the times. He should have lived
in Athens, in the palmy days of Grecian oratory. What would
Demosthenes have been by the side of the giant Upton? Echo answers
"What?"
This proved the decisive blow. Upton was cut off like Hamlet, senior,
"Even in the blossoms of his sin."
Scarce was his removal effected, however, when the eyes of Harrowfork
were suddenly opened to the fact that he was "about the best man for
post master, that could be had, after all!"
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