France -- History -- Louis XIV, 1643-1715 -- Fiction
“Imbecile!” cried D’Artagnan, “you think me mad! Mordioux! On the
contrary, never was my head more clear, or my heart more joyous. To the
bags, Planchet, to the bags!”
“But to what bags, good heavens!”
D’Artagnan pushed Planchet towards the window.
“Under the shed yonder, don’t you see a horse?”
“Yes.”
“Don’t you see how his back is laden?”
“Yes, yes!”
“Don’t you see your lad talking with the postilion?”
“Yes, yes, yes!”
“Well, you know the name of that lad, because he is your own. Call
him.”
“Abdon! Abdon!” vociferated Planchet, from the window.
“Bring the horse!” shouted D’Artagnan.
“Bring the horse!” screamed Planchet.
“Now give ten crowns to the postilion,” said D’Artagnan, in the tone he
would have employed in commanding a maneuver; “two lads to bring up the
two first bags, two to bring up the two last,—and move, Mordioux! be
lively!”
Planchet rushed down the stairs, as if the devil had been at his heels.
A moment later the lads ascended the staircase, bending beneath their
burden. D’Artagnan sent them off to their garrets, carefully closed the
door, and addressing Planchet, who, in his turn, looked a little wild,—
“Now, we are by ourselves,” said he, and he spread upon the floor a
large cover, and emptied the first bag into it. Planchet did the same
with the second; then D’Artagnan, all in a tremble, let out the
precious bowels of the third with a knife. When Planchet heard the
provoking sound of the silver and gold—when he saw bubbling out of the
bags the shining crowns, which glittered like fish from the
sweep-net—when he felt himself plunging his hands up to the elbow in
that still rising tide of yellow and white coins, a giddiness seized
him, and like a man struck by lightning, he sank heavily down upon the
enormous heap, which his weight caused to roll away in all directions.
Planchet, suffocated with joy, had lost his senses. D’Artagnan threw a
glass of white wine in his face, which incontinently recalled him to
life.
“Ah! good heavens! good heavens! good heavens!” said Planchet, wiping
his mustache and beard.
At that time, as they do now, grocers wore the cavalier mustache and
the lansquenet beard, only the money baths, already rare in those days,
have become almost unknown now.
“Mordieux!” said D’Artagnan, “there are a hundred thousand crowns for
you, partner. Draw your share, if you please, and I will draw mine.”
“Oh! the lovely sum! Monsieur d’Artagnan, the lovely sum!”
“I confess that half an hour ago I regretted that I had to give you so
much, but I now no longer regret it; thou art a brave grocer, Planchet.
There, let us close our accounts, for, as they say, short reckonings
make long friends.”
“Oh! rather, in the first place, tell me the whole history,” said
Planchet; “that must be better than the money.”
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