France -- History -- Louis XIV, 1643-1715 -- Fiction
Guenaud was a very learned and circumspect man, who stood in no need of
the critiques of Boileau to obtain a reputation. When facing a disease,
if it were personified in a king, he treated the patient as a Turk
treats a Moor. He did not, therefore, reply to Mazarin as the minister
expected: “Here is the doctor; good-bye disease!” On the contrary, on
examining his patient, with a very serious air:
“Oh! oh!” said he.
“Eh! what! Guenaud! How you look at me!”
“I look as I should on seeing your complaint, my lord; it is a very
dangerous one.”
“The gout—oh! yes, the gout.”
“With complications, my lord”
Mazarin raised himself upon his elbow, and, questioning by look and
gesture: “What do you mean by that? Am I worse than I believe myself to
be?”
“My lord,” said Guenaud, seating himself beside the bed, “your eminence
has worked very hard during your life; your eminence has suffered
much.”
“But I am not old, I fancy. The late M. de Richelieu was but seventeen
months younger than I am when he died, and died of a mortal disease. I
am young, Guenaud: remember, I am scarcely fifty-two.”
“Oh! my lord, you are much more than that. How long did the Fronde
last?”
“For what purpose do you put such a question to me?”
“For a medical calculation, monseigneur.”
“Well, some ten years—off and on.”
“Very well, be kind enough to reckon every year of the Fronde as three
years—that makes thirty; now twenty and fifty-two makes seventy-two
years. You are seventy-two, my lord; and that is a great age.”
Whilst saying this, he felt the pulse of his patient. This pulse was
full of such fatal indications, that the physician continued,
notwithstanding the interruptions of the patient: “Put down the years
of the Fronde at four each, and you have lived eighty-two years.”
“Are you speaking seriously, Guenaud?”
“Alas! yes, monseigneur.”
“You take a roundabout way, then, to inform me that I am very ill?”
“Ma foi! yes, my lord, and with a man of the mind and courage of your
eminence, it ought not to be necessary to do.”
The cardinal breathed with such difficulty that he inspired pity even
in a pitiless physician. “There are diseases and diseases,” resumed
Mazarin. “From some of them people escape.”
“That is true, my lord.”
“Is it not?” cried Mazarin, almost joyously; “for, in short, what else
would be the use of power, of strength of will? What would the use of
genius be—your genius, Guenaud? What would be the use of science and
art, if the patient, who disposes of all that, cannot be saved from
peril?”
Guenaud was about to open his mouth, but Mazarin continued:
“Remember,” said he, “I am the most confiding of your patients;
remember I obey you blindly, and that consequently——”
“I know all that,” said Guenaud.
“I shall be cured, then?”
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