France -- History -- Louis XIV, 1643-1715 -- Fiction
“My departure is to be,” said he, “at break of day, three o’clock in
the morning; I have then fifteen hours before me. Take from them the
six hours of sleep which are indispensable for me—six; one hour for
repasts—seven; one hour for a farewell visit to Athos—eight; two hours
for chance circumstances—-total, ten. There are then five hours left.
One hour to get my money,—that is, to have payment refused by M.
Fouquet; another hour to go and receive my money of M. Colbert,
together with his questions and grimaces; one hour to look over my
clothes and arms, and get my boots cleaned. I have still two hours
left. Mordioux! how rich I am!” And so saying, D’Artagnan felt a
strange joy, a joy of youth, a perfume of those great and happy years
of former times mount into his brain and intoxicate him. “During these
two hours I will go,” said the musketeer, “and take my quarter’s rent
of the Image-de-Notre-Dame. That will be pleasant. Three hundred and
seventy-five livres. Mordioux! but that is astonishing! If the poor man
who has but one livre in his pocket, found a livre and twelve deniers,
that would be justice, that would be excellent; but never does such a
godsend fall to the lot of the poor man. The rich man, on the contrary,
makes himself revenues with his money, which he does not even touch.
Here are three hundred and seventy-five livres which fall to me from
heaven. I will go then to the Image-de-Notre-Dame, and drink a glass of
Spanish wine with my tenant, which he cannot fail to offer me. But
order must be observed, Monsieur d’Artagnan, order must be observed!
Let us organize our time, then, and distribute the employment of it!
Art. 1st, Athos; Art. 2d, the Image-de-Notre-Dame; Art. 3d, M. Fouquet,
Art. 4th, M. Colbert; Art. 5th, supper; Art. 6th, clothes, boots,
horse, portmanteau; Art. 7th and last, sleep.”
In consequence of this arrangement, D’Artagnan went straight to the
Comte de la Fere, to whom modestly and ingenuously he related a part of
his fortunate adventures. Athos had not been without uneasiness on the
subject of D’Artagnan’s visit to the king; but few words sufficed for
an explanation of that. Athos divined that Louis had charged D’Artagnan
with some important mission, and did not even make an effort to draw
the secret from him. He only recommended him to take care of himself,
and offered discreetly to accompany him if that were desirable.
“But, my dear friend,” said D’Artagnan, “I am going nowhere.”
“What! you come and bid me adieu, and are going nowhere?”
“Oh! yes, yes,” replied D’Artagnan, coloring a little, “I am going to
make an acquisition.”
“That is quite another thing. Then I change my formula. Instead of ‘Do
not get yourself killed,’ I will say,—‘Do not get yourself robbed.’”
“My friend, I will inform you if I set eyes on any property that
pleases me, and shall expect you will favor me with your opinion.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account