Computer security -- Fiction; Didactic fiction; Privacy, Right of -- Fiction; Records -- Access control -- Fiction
"No, no, paysan, eat up. It's safe." The Spook made the Italian
gesture for eating. "Most of the time." The Spook chuckled as
he ravaged the unidentifiable goat parts on his plate.
Scott looked suspiciously at the Spook, who seemed to be surviv-
ing. How bad could it be? It tasted great, phenomenal, but what
is it? Fuck it. Scott wolfed down his goat parts in total ecsta-
sy. The Spook was right. This was the best tasting food he had
had, ever.
The rest of the meal was as sensorally exquisite as the appetiz-
er. Scott felt relieved once the waiter had promised that the
goat parts were from a goat roast, just like a rib roast or a
pork roast. Nothing disgusting like ear lobes. Ecch!
"So you want to know why we do it," said the Spook in between
nibbles of Indonesian frog legs. Scott had to think hard to
realize that the Spook had shifted the conversation to hacking.
"It had occurred to me," responded Scott. "Why do you do it?"
"I've always liked biology, so hacking became the obvious
choice," Spook said laughing. Scott looked perplexed but that
didn't interrupt his voracious attack on the indescribably deli-
cious foods on his plate.
"How old are you?" Asked the Spook.
"The Big four-oh is in range."
"Good, me too. Remember Marshall McCluhan?"
"The medium is the message guru." Scott had admired him and made
considerable effort to attend a few of his highly motivating
lectures.
"Exactly. He predicted it 20 years early. The Networked Socie-
ty." The Spook paused to toss more food into his mouth. "How
much do you know about computers?"
"I'm learning," Scott said modestly. Whenever asked that ques-
tion he assumed that he was truly ignorant on the subject despite
his engineering degree. It was just that computers had never
held the fascination for him that they did for others.
"O.K., let me give you the low down." The Spook sucked down the
last of the Heineken and motioned to the waiter for two more. He
wiped his lips and placed his napkin beside the well cleaned
plate. "At what point does something become alive?"
"Alive?" Scott mused. "When some carbon based molecules get the
right combination of gases in the proper proportions of tempera-
ture and pressure . . ."
"C'mon, guy. Use your imagination," the Spook scoffed with his
eyes twinkling. "Biologically, you're right, but philosophically
that's pretty fucking lame. Bart Simpson could come up with
better than that." The Spook could be most insulting without
even trying. "Let me ask you, is the traffic light system in New
York alive?"
"No way!" Retorted Scott. "It's dead as a doornail, programmed
for grid lock." They both laughed at the ironic choice for
analogy.
"Seriously, in many ways it can be considered alive," the Spook
said. "It uses electricity as its source of power or food.
Therefore it eats, has a digestive system and has waste product;
heat. Agreed?"
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