I had often heard of the thrift and parsimony of Herr Oppovich's
household. Even in the humble eating-house I frequented, sneers at its
economies were frequent. No trace of such a saving spirit displayed
itself on this occasion. Not merely were guests largely and freely
invited, but carriages were stationed at appointed spots to convey them
to the villa, and a number of boats awaited at the mole for those who
preferred to go by water. This latter mode of conveyance was adopted by
the clerks and officials of the house, as savoring less of pretension;
and so was it that just as the morning was ripening into warmth, I
found myself one of a large company in a wide eight-oared boat, calmly
skimming along towards Abazzia. By some accident I got separated from
Hanserl; and when I waved my hand to him to join me, he delayed
to return my salutation, for, as he said afterwards, I was _gar
schon_,--quite fine,--and he did not recognize me.
It was true I had dressed myself in the velvet jacket and vest I had
worn on the night of our own fête, and wore my velvet cap, without,
however, the heron feather, any more than I put on any of my trinkets,
or even my watch.
This studied simplicity on my part was not rewarded as I hoped for;
since, scarcely were we under way, than my dress and “get-up” became the
subject of an animated debate among my companions, who discussed me with
a freedom and a candor that showed they regarded me simply as a sort of
lay figure for the display of so much drapery.
“That's how they dress in the yard,” cried one; “and we who have three
times the pay, can scarcely afford broadcloth. Will any one explain that
to me?”
“There must be rare perquisites down there,” chimed in another; “for
they say that the old dwarf Hanserl has laid by two thousand gulden.”
“They tell _me_ five thousand,” said another.
“Two or twenty-two would make no difference. No fellow on his pay could
honestly do more than keep life in his body, not to speak of wearing
velvet like the younker there.”
A short digression now intervened, one of the party having suggested
that in England velvet was the cheapest wear known, that all the
laborers on canals and railroads wore it from economy, and that,
in fact, it was the badge of a very humble condition. The assertion
encountered some disbelief, and it was ultimately suggested to refer the
matter to me for decision, this being the first evidence they had given
of their recognition of me as a sentient being.
“What would _he_ know?” broke in an elderly clerk; “he must have come
away from England a mere child, seeing how he speaks German now.”
“Or if he did know, is it likely he'd tell?” observed another.
“At all events, let us ask him what it costs. I say, Knabe, come here
and let us see your fine clothes; we are all proud of having so grand a
colleague.”
“You might show your pride, then, more suitably than by insulting him,”
said I, with perfect calm.
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