The £1,000,000 bank-note, and other new storiesTwain, Mark
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The £1,000,000 bank-note, and other new stories
Twain, Mark
American essays -- 19th century; American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories, American
I was not able to translate this to my satisfaction, but a professor
helped me out. This was his explanation: The students in uniform belong
to different college corps; not all students belong to corps; none join
the corps except those who enjoy fighting. The corps students fight
duels with swords every week, one corps challenging another corps to
furnish a certain number of duellists for the occasion, and it is only
on this battle-field that students of different corps exchange
courtesies. In common life they do not drink with each other or speak.
The above line now translates itself: There is truce during the Commers,
war is laid aside, and fellowship takes its place.
Now the performance began. The concealed band played a piece of martial
music; then there was a pause. The students on the platform rose to
their feet, the middle one gave a toast to the Emperor, then all the
house rose, mugs in hand. At the call ‘One-two-three!’ all glasses were
drained and then brought down with a slam on the tables in unison. The
result was as good an imitation of thunder as I have ever heard. From
now on, during an hour, there was singing, in mighty chorus. During each
interval between songs a number of the special guests—the
professors—arrived. There seemed to be some signal whereby the students
on the platform were made aware that a professor had arrived at the
remote door of entrance; for you would see them suddenly rise to their
feet, strike an erect military attitude, then draw their swords; the
swords of all their brethren standing guard at the innumerable tables
would flash from the scabbards and be held aloft—a handsome spectacle.
Three clear bugle notes would ring out, then all these swords would come
down with a crash, twice repeated, on the tables, and be uplifted and
held aloft again; then in the distance you would see the gay uniforms
and uplifted swords of a guard of honour, clearing the way and
conducting the guest down to his place. The songs were stirring; the
immense outpour from young life and young lungs, the crash of swords and
the thunder of the beer-mugs, gradually worked a body up to what seemed
the last possible summit of excitement. It surely seemed to me that I
had reached that summit, that I had reached my limit, and that there was
no higher lift desirable for me. When apparently the last eminent guest
had long ago taken his place, again those three bugle blasts rang out,
and once more the swords leaped from their scabbards. Who might this
late comer be? Nobody was interested to inquire. Still, indolent eyes
were turned towards the distant entrance; we saw the silken gleam and
the lifted swords of a guard of honour ploughing through the remote
crowds. Then we saw that end of the house rising to its feet; saw it
rise abreast the advancing guard all along, like a wave. This supreme
honour had been offered to no one before. Then there was an excited
whisper at our table—‘MOMMSEN!’ and the whole house rose. Rose and
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