The £1,000,000 bank-note, and other new storiesTwain, Mark
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The £1,000,000 bank-note, and other new stories
Twain, Mark
American essays -- 19th century; American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories, American
Night had almost overtaken him when he arrived in town. Colonel Elder, a
noble-hearted, high-minded, and independent man, met him at his door as
usual, and seized him by the hand. ‘Well, Elfonzo,’ said the Colonel,
‘how does the world use you in your efforts?’ ‘I have no objection to
the world,’ said Elfonzo, ‘but the people are rather singular in some of
their opinions.’ ‘Aye, well,’ said the Colonel, ‘you must remember that
creation is made up of many mysteries: just take things by the right
handle—be always sure you know which is the smooth side before you
attempt your polish—be reconciled to your fate, be it what it may, and
never find fault with your condition, unless your complaining will
benefit it. Perseverance is a principle that should be commendable in
those who have judgment to govern it. I should never have been so
successful in my hunting excursions, had I waited till the deer by some
magic dream had been drawn to the muzzle of the gun, before I made an
attempt to fire at the game that dared my boldness in the wild forest.
The great mystery in hunting seems to be—a good marksman, a resolute
mind, a fixed determination, and my word for it, you will never return
home without sounding your horn with the breath of a new victory. And so
with every other undertaking. Be confident that your ammunition is of
the right kind—always pull your trigger with a steady hand, and so soon
as you perceive a calm, touch her off, and the spoils are yours.’
This filled him with redoubled vigour, and he set out with a stronger
anxiety than ever to the home of Ambulinia. A few short steps soon
brought him to the door, half out of breath. He rapped gently.
Ambulinia, who sat in the parlour alone, suspecting Elfonzo was near,
ventured to the door, opened it, and beheld the hero, who stood in an
humble attitude, bowed gracefully, and as they caught each other’s
looks, the light of peace beamed from the eyes of Ambulinia. Elfonzo
caught the expression; a halloo of smothered shouts ran through every
vein, and for the first time he dared to impress a kiss upon her cheek.
The scene was overwhelming; had the temptation been less animating, he
would not have ventured to have acted so contrary to the desired wish of
his Ambulinia; but who could have withstood the irresistible temptation?
What society condemns the practice, but a cold, heartless, uncivilised
people, that know nothing of the warm attachments of refined society?
Here the dead was raised to his long-cherished hopes, and the lost was
found. Here all doubt and danger were buried in the vortex of oblivion;
sectional differences no longer disunited their opinions; like the freed
bird from the cage, sportive claps its rustling wings, wheels about to
Heaven in a joyful strain, and raises its notes to the upper sky.
Ambulinia insisted upon Elfonzo to be seated, and give her a history of
his unnecessary absence; assuring him the family had retired,
consequently they would ever remain ignorant of his visit.
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