The £1,000,000 bank-note, and other new storiesTwain, Mark
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The £1,000,000 bank-note, and other new stories
Twain, Mark
American essays -- 19th century; American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories, American
and make us equal in our feeling; let me now say how ardently I love
you; let me kiss that age-worn cheek, and should my tears bedew thy
face, I will wipe them away. Oh, I never can forget you; no, never,
never!’
‘Weep not,’ said the father, ‘Ambulinia. I will forbid Elfonzo my house,
and desire that you may keep retired a few days. I will let him know
that my friendship for my family is not linked together by cankered
chains; and if he ever enters upon my premises again, I will send him to
his long home.’ ‘Oh, father! let me entreat you to be calm upon this
occasion; and though Elfonzo may be the sport of the clouds and winds,
yet I feel assured that no fate will send him to the silent tomb until
the God of the Universe calls him hence with a triumphant voice.’
Here the father turned away, exclaiming: ‘I will answer his letter in a
very few words, and you, madam, will have the goodness to stay at home
with your mother: and remember, I am determined to protect you from the
consuming fire that looks so fair to your view.’
‘Cumming: January 22, 1844.
‘SIR,—In regard to your request, I am as I ever have been, utterly
opposed to your marrying into my family; and if you have any regard
for yourself, or any gentlemanly feeling, I hope you will mention it
to me no more; but seek some other one who is not so far superior to
you in standing.
‘W. W. VALEER.’
When Elfonzo read the above letter, he became so much depressed in
spirits, that many of his friends thought it advisable to use other
means to bring about the happy union. ‘Strange,’ said he, ‘that the
contents of this diminutive letter should cause me to have such
depressed feelings; but there is a nobler theme than this. I know not
why my _military title_ is not as great as that of _Squire Valeer_. For
my life I cannot see that my ancestors are inferior to those who are so
bitterly opposed to my marriage with Ambulinia. I know I have seen huge
mountains before me; yet, when I think that I know gentlemen will insult
me upon this delicate matter, should I become angry at fools and
babblers who pride themselves in their impudence and ignorance? No. My
equals! I know not where to find them. My inferiors! I think it beneath
me: and my superiors! I think it presumption: therefore, if this
youthful heart is protected by any of the divine rights, I never will
betray my trust.’
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