The £1,000,000 bank-note, and other new storiesTwain, Mark
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The £1,000,000 bank-note, and other new stories
Twain, Mark
American essays -- 19th century; American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories, American
‘I have only time to say to you, not to despair; thy fame shall not
perish; my visions are brightening before me. The whirlwind’s rage
is past, and we now shall subdue our enemies without doubt. On
Monday morning, when your friends are at breakfast, they will not
suspect your departure, or even mistrust me being in town, as it has
been reported advantageously that I have left for the west. You walk
carelessly towards the academy grove, where you will find me with a
lightning steed, elegantly equipped to bear you off where we shall
be joined in wedlock with the first connubial rights. Fail not to do
this—think not of the tedious relations of our wrongs—be invincible.
You alone occupy all my ambition, and I alone will make you my happy
spouse, with the same unimpeached veracity. I remain, for ever, your
devoted friend and admirer,
‘J. I. ELFONZO.’
The appointed day ushered in undisturbed by any clouds; nothing
disturbed Ambulinia’s soft beauty. With serenity and loveliness she
obeys the request of Elfonzo. The moment the family seated themselves at
the table—‘Excuse my absence for a short time,’ said she, ‘while I
attend to the placing of those flowers which should have been done a
week ago.’ And away she ran to the sacred grove, surrounded with
glittering pearls that indicated her coming. Elfonzo hails her with his
silver bow and his golden harp. They meet—Ambulinia’s countenance
brightens—Elfonzo leads up his winged steed. ‘Mount,’ said he, ‘ye
true-hearted, ye fearless soul—the day is ours.’ She sprang upon the
back of the young thunderbolt, a brilliant star sparkles upon her head,
with one hand she grasps the reins, and with the other she holds an
olive branch. ‘Lend thy aid, ye strong winds,’ they exclaimed; ‘ye moon,
ye sun, and all ye fair host of heaven, witness the enemy conquered.’
‘Hold,’ said Elfonzo, ‘thy dashing steed.’ ‘Ride on,’ said Ambulinia,
‘the voice of thunder is behind us.’ And onward they went, with such
rapidity that they very soon arrived at Rural Retreat, where they
dismounted, and were united with all the solemnities that usually attend
such divine operations. They passed the day in thanksgiving and great
rejoicing, and on that evening they visited their uncle, where many of
their friends and acquaintances had gathered to congratulate them in the
field of untainted bliss. The kind old gentleman met them in the yard:
‘Well,’ said he, ‘I wish I may die, Elfonzo, if you and Ambulinia
haven’t tied a knot with your tongue that you can’t untie with your
teeth. But come in, come in; never mind, all is right—the world still
moves on, and no one has fallen in this great battle.’
Happy now is their lot! Unmoved by misfortune, they live among the fair
beauties of the South. Heaven spreads their peace and fame upon the arch
of the rainbow, and smiles propitiously at their triumph, _through the
tears of the storm_.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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