The 13th District: A Story of a CandidateWhitlock, Brand
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The 13th District: A Story of a Candidate
Whitlock, Brand
Didactic fiction; Elections -- Fiction; Political campaigns -- Fiction; Political fiction; Social problems -- Fiction
"I have never thought of it before," said Garwood, "but most of our
political phrases savor of our young agricultural life; perhaps I would
better say our pioneer life. There's 'log-rolling,' for instance, and
'stump speaking,' and--"
"And setting the prairies on fiah," Dade added. "I saw in the papah
the othah day that you weare doing that--on the stump, they said."
Garwood laughed again, naturally.
"That was one of Rankin's inspired tales, no doubt. Rather a mixture of
figures, too, setting the prairies on fire from the stump, don't you
think? And you probably saw as well, that some of the Indians over in
Moultrie have their knives out, and are after my scalp."
"That is more than agricultural, or pioneerish," said Emily; "that's
actually savage."
"It's quite deliciously American," said Miss Emerson.
"And one of the few things the papers say of me that are true!" sighed
Garwood.
"I'm not afraid of that," said Emily loyally; "isn't there just a
little truth in the story about your setting the prairies on fire?"
Garwood laughed, the superior laugh of a man alone with women. He liked
this political conversation which he could so easily dominate, quite as
much as he liked Emily's frank acquiescence before Miss Emerson in her
position as his affianced bride. It gave him such a sweet assurance of
security in one relation at least.
"Oh, I don't know," he said; "a candidate never does know any more
about his own campaign than a bridegroom does about the preparations
for his own wedding. To him it all seems to be going one way; he sees
nothing but friendly faces and hears nothing but friendly cheers,
and he goes to bed the night before election almost hoping that his
opponent may get a few votes just to console him, though he doesn't
see where the votes are to come from. The morning after he wakes up to
wonder where his own votes all went to. It's always a shock of surprise
to the defeated man." He paused to enjoy the effect of his little
speech upon the girls, and then resumed: "If you want to know how my
campaign is really coming on you'll have to ask Jim Rankin."
"Who is this Mistah Rankin?" asked Dade.
"Oh," said Emily, turning toward her companion with a superiority of
her own, "you remember--I told you about him the other day. You really
should see him, he's the funniest man and the most interesting. He is
managing the campaign for Jerome. He just worships Jerome; I believe
he'd die for you, don't you, Jerome?"
"I've heard him say he'd go through--ah--hell and high water for
me," said Garwood with the keen enjoyment that comes from vicarious
profanity quoted in a presence where, stripped of its quotation marks,
it would be inadmissible.
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