Humorous stories, American; Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“I'm getting worried, I'm getting right down worried. I know she's not
due till about nine o'clock, and yet something seems to be trying
to warn me that something's happened. You don't think anything has
happened, do you?”
I began to get pretty thoroughly ashamed of him for his childishness;
and at last, when he repeated that imploring question still another
time, I lost my patience for the moment, and spoke pretty brutally to
him. It seemed to shrivel him up and cow him; and he looked so wounded
and so humble after that, that I detested myself for having done the
cruel and unnecessary thing. And so I was glad when Charley, another
veteran, arrived toward the edge of the evening, and nestled up to
Henry to hear the letter read, and talked over the preparations for the
welcome. Charley fetched out one hearty speech after another, and did
his best to drive away his friend's bodings and apprehensions.
“Anything _happened _to her? Henry, that's pure nonsense. There isn't
anything going to happen to her; just make your mind easy as to that.
What did the letter say? Said she was well, didn't it? And said she'd
be here by nine o'clock, didn't it? Did you ever know her to fail of her
word? Why, you know you never did. Well, then, don't you fret; she'll_
be_ here, and that's absolutely certain, and as sure as you are born.
Come, now, let's get to decorating--not much time left.”
Pretty soon Tom and Joe arrived, and then all hands set about adorning
the house with flowers. Toward nine the three miners said that as they
had brought their instruments they might as well tune up, for the
boys and girls would soon be arriving now, and hungry for a good,
old-fashioned break-down. A fiddle, a banjo, and a clarinet--these were
the instruments. The trio took their places side by side, and began to
play some rattling dance-music, and beat time with their big boots.
It was getting very close to nine. Henry was standing in the door with
his eyes directed up the road, his body swaying to the torture of his
mental distress. He had been made to drink his wife's health and safety
several times, and now Tom shouted:
“All hands stand by! One more drink, and she's here!”
Joe brought the glasses on a waiter, and served the party. I reached for
one of the two remaining glasses, but Joe growled under his breath:
“Drop that! Take the other.”
Which I did. Henry was served last. He had hardly swallowed his drink
when the clock began to strike. He listened till it finished, his face
growing pale and paler; then he said:
“Boys, I'm sick with fear. Help me--I want to lie down!”
They helped him to the sofa. He began to nestle and drowse, but
presently spoke like one talking in his sleep, and said: “Did I hear
horses' feet? Have they come?”
One of the veterans answered, close to his ear: “It was Jimmy Parish
come to say the party got delayed, but they're right up the road a
piece, and coming along. Her horse is lame, but she'll be here in half
an hour.”
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