The abandoned farm, and Connie's mistakeHolmes, Mary Jane
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The abandoned farm, and Connie's mistake
Holmes, Mary Jane
American fiction -- 20th century
The “blow-out” was to come off the next night; the last of the young
men’s stay at the Corners. Two choice spirits from Rocky Point had been
invited and had accepted. Kenneth was also included in the invitations
and wanted to decline, but thought better of it, and at eight, the
appointed hour, presented himself at the Morris house, where he found
the young men in evening dress and looking very different from the
tramps his mother had called them when they came from hunting and
fishing, in their sweaters and big hats. A caterer had been hired from
Millville, with orders to do his best, and the table was laid with
handsome linen and china and glasses, three at each plate, showing that
the “nips” held out, or more had been bought, and were to form a
prominent part of the dinner. There were ten courses, and Pondy, who had
insisted upon bearing all the expense and was master of ceremonies, had
ordered that they be served very slowly, as he wished the festivities
prolonged until after midnight. He was enjoying himself immensely as
usual, and for a time kept pretty sober, never even raising his
eyebrows, and only saying under his breath to the man on his right hand,
“_Chacun a son goût_,” when Kenneth turned down his glass as the wine
was offered him.
It flowed pretty freely with the others, and by the time the tenth
course was served there were plenty of corks and empty bottles lying
round, and Pondy could scarcely sit straight in his chair. The caterer
had finished his work and was packing his dishes in the kitchen, while
one or two waiters lingered in the dining-room, when Pondy, scarcely
knowing what he was doing, began: “Ladiesh and shentlemen. No, I meansh
shentlemen. We have enshoyed ourshelves immenshly, and now we comsh to
the feasth of reashon and flow of—of—What do you call the d—— shtuff?”
“Wine,” some one suggested, and he went on: “Yesh, wine; but that don’t
sound like it, but wine ish better to drink the healths of our prettiest
girl. Doc, you sthart her, and if you don’t like wine, take water, only
drink. Here you, waitah, fill high glasch.”
“In my profession I see so many pretty girls that I do not like to make
a choice, so I pass,” Kenneth said, laughingly.
“All right, _Chacun a son goût_ again,” Pondy replied, while the other
young men, one after another, gave the name of some girl and drank to
her health.
“My turn now, and I shall beat the crowd,” Pondy said, rising from his
chair, and steadying himself between it and the table. “Get up, pleash,”
he continued, “we must drink to her shtanding, and fill to the brim;
here, waitah.”
The glasses were filled, and the men stood up, the two from Rocky Point
holding on to the table, as they were rather shaky by this time.
“Now, one, two, three, and here she goesh,” Pondy said, and then rang
out loud and clear, “Miss Consthance Elliott.”
There was a crash, a broken glass and water spilled over the cloth,
while Kenneth’s face was white as death.
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