The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the FarmCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the Farm
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Farms -- Recreational use -- United States -- Fiction; Humorous stories
War having come and concrete having gone, the contractor on our little
job knocked off operations until such time as Germany had been cured
of what principally ailed her. Even through the delay, though, we found
pleasure in our project. We would perch perilously upon the top of the
jagged walls and enjoy the view the while we imagined we sat in our
finished dream house. We could see it, even if no one else could. In
rainy weather we brought umbrellas along. The fact that a passerby
beheld us thus on a showery afternoon I suppose was responsible for the
report which spread through the vicinity that a couple of lunatics were
roosting on some stone ruins halfway up the side of Mott's Mountain. We
didn't mind though. The great creators of this world have ever been the
victims of popular misunderstanding. Sir Isaak Walton, sitting under
an apple tree and through the falling of an apple discovering the
circulation of the blood, is to us a splendid figure of genius; but I
have no doubt the neighbors said at the time that he would have been
much better employed helping Mrs. W. with the housework. And probably
there was a lot of loose and scornful talk when Benjamin Franklin went
out in a thunderstorm with a kite and a brass key and fussed round among
the darting lightning bolts until he was as wet as a rag and then came
home and tried to dry his sopping feet before one of those old-fashioned
open fireplaces so common in that period. But what was the result?
The Franklin heater--that's what. With such historic examples behind us,
what cared we though the tongue of slander wagged while we inhabited
our site with the leaky heavens for a roof to our parlor and the far
horizons for its wall. Not to every one is vouchsafed the double boon of
spending long happy days in one's home and at the same time keeping out
in the open air.
On the day the United Press scooped the opposition by announcing
the cessation of hostilities some days before the hostilities really
cessated, thereby scoring one of the greatest journalistic beats since
the Millerites prognosticated the end of the world, giving day, date and
hour somewhat prematurely in advance of that interesting event, which
as a matter of fact has not taken place yet--on that memorable day the
country at large celebrated the advent of peace. We also celebrated the
peace, but on a personal account we celebrated something else besides.
We celebrated the prospect of an early resumption of work in the
construction of our house.
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