The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the FarmCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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The Abandoned Farmers: His Humorous Account of a Retreat from the City to the Farm
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Farms -- Recreational use -- United States -- Fiction; Humorous stories
“And we still have them, and if you should happen to know of anybody
or should meet anybody who'd like to have two very large roomy wicker
baskets and a very well-made wooden box painted in all-over design in
a very good shade of green and which may contain something valuable,
because I haven't been able to open it yet to find out what's inside,
and with a lock that goes with it, I wish you'd tell them that they can
send up to our place and get them any time that is convenient to them.
Or if they don't live too far away I'd be very glad to send the things
over to them. Only I'd like for them to decide as soon as possible
because the gardener, who is Swedish and awfully fussy, keeps coming in
every few days and complaining about them and asking why I don't have
them moved out of the greenhouse, which is where we are keeping them
for the present, and put some other place where they won't be forever
getting in his way. Only there doesn't seem to be any other suitable
place to keep them in unless we build a shed especially for that
purpose. Isn't it curious that sometimes on a hundred-acre farm there
should be so little spare room? I should hate to go to the added expense
of building that shed, and so, as I was saying just now, if you should
happen upon any one who could use those baskets and that box please
don't forget to tell them about my offer.”
CHAPTER IX. US LANDED PROPRIETORS
To the best of my ability I have been quoting Lady Maude verbatim; but
if unintentionally I have permitted any erroneous quotations to creep
into her remarks they will be corrected before these lines reach the
reader's eye, because the next time she and Scott come over--they are
neighbors of ours out here in Westchester--I mean to ask her to read
copy on this book. They drop in on us quite frequently and we talk
furnishings, and Scott sits by and smokes and occasionally utters low
mocking sounds under his breath, for as yet he has not been entirely won
over to antiques. There are times when I fear that Scott, though a most
worthy person in all other regards, is hopelessly provincial. Well, I
was a trifle provincial myself before I took the cure.
Perhaps I should say that sometimes we talk furnishings with Mistress
Maude, but more often we talk farming problems, with particular
reference to our own successes and the failures of our friends in the
same sphere of endeavor. Indeed, farming is the commonest topic of
conversation in our vicinity. Because, like us, nearly all our friends
in this part of the country were formerly flat dwellers and because,
like us, all of them have done a lot of experimenting in the line of
intensified, impractical agriculture since they moved to the country.
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