The adventures of Captain O'SheaPaine, Ralph Delahaye
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The adventures of Captain O'Shea
Paine, Ralph Delahaye
Sea stories; Seafaring life -- Fiction
As soon as the _Alsatian_ had lifted anchor and was steaming out of
the Mersey the passengers ceased grumbling, and settled into the
comfortable, somnolent routine of a modern transatlantic voyage. A
party of poker-players mobilized in the smoking-room. The ladies
reclined all in a row in their steamer-chairs on the lee side of the
deck, like so many shawl-wrapped mummies. The spoiled American child
whanged the life out of the long-suffering piano in the music-room.
A few conscientious persons undertook to walk so many miles around
the deck each day. There was much random conversation, a spice of
flirtation, and a vast deal of eating and sleeping. That hectoring
gentleman Jenkins P. Chase spent most of the time in his own rooms,
where he was ministered to by his physician, his secretary, and his
valet.
Captain O’Shea and Johnny Kent enjoyed the luxury of such a voyage
as this. There was no responsibility to burden them on the bridge or
in the engine-room. No one guessed that they were uncommonly capable
mariners, accustomed to command. Professor Ernst Wilhelm Vonderholtz
seemed to find their company congenial, and tried to make them talk
about themselves. His curiosity was politely dissembled, but O’Shea
took note of it and built up an elaborate fiction to the effect that
he was a pavement contractor in New York with friends at Tammany Hall,
while Johnny Kent found genuine satisfaction in posing as a retired
farmer from the State of Maine. It occurred to O’Shea to remark to his
comrade as they were undressing in their room on the second night at
sea:
“The chemical professor suspects we are not what we seem. And he is
anxious to fathom us.”
“Oh, pooh! He’s one of them high and lofty thinkers that wouldn’t
bother his head about ignorant, every-day cusses like us,” sleepily
replied Johnny Kent as he kicked off his shoes.
“You fool yourself,” and O’Shea spoke with decision. “He is full of
big words and things that I do not pretend to understand at all, but
he is not wrapped up in them entirely, like most of the professors and
such. There is a pair of keen eyes behind those gold-rimmed spectacles
of his, Johnny, and he is not missing anything that goes on.”
“I take notice that he ain’t overlookin’ that handsome school-teacher
that’s been studyin’ abroad for a year. His eyes are sharp enough to
sight her whenever she comes on deck. And she ain’t hostile to him,
either.”
“I grant ye that, you sentimental old pirate,” said O’Shea, “but I am
not a match-maker, and ’tis no concern of mine. What I am wondering is
whether the man is really a university professor bent on ‘investigating
the scientific education of the United States.’”
“You’re welcome to sit up and hatch mysteries by yourself,” grumbled
the other. “I want to go to sleep. What’s the clew to all this, Cap’n
Mike? What makes you so darned suspicious?”
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