The adventures of Captain O'SheaPaine, Ralph Delahaye
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The adventures of Captain O'Shea
Paine, Ralph Delahaye
Sea stories; Seafaring life -- Fiction
Jenkins P. Chase let his small bright eyes rove for a moment, and his
wise, wizened features were sardonically amused as he said:
“We’re in a floating lunatic asylum, where my money is no good. God
knows what the crack-brained anarchist in command will do with the
ship. He has handed out a jolt to capital, all right. Of course, if
you two men can concoct any scheme to win, you’re welcome to fill in a
blank check for any sum you like and I’ll see that it is cashed the day
we land in New York.”
Captain O’Shea clapped a strong hand on the rich man’s bony little
shoulder and exclaimed, as though admonishing a foolish child:
“Tut, tut! ’Tis nonsense ye talk. We are all in the same boat, and
there are women and children amongst us. You must put it out of
your head that your life has any special gilt-edged value out here
at sea. We sink or swim together. And I am not anxious to chop off
me own existence to please this madman of a Professor Ernst Wilhelm
Vonderholtz.”
“He said something about chucking me overboard,” sighed Jenkins P.
Chase.
“And he looked as if he meant it,” amiably observed Johnny Kent.
With this, the twain bade the millionaire take heart and left him
to his unhappy meditations. An idea had come to Johnny Kent and he
wished to thrash it over with his comrade in the seclusion of their
own room. For a long time they argued it, testing every detail, O’Shea
dissuading, but convinced against his will that the thing should be
attempted. It was a desperate hazard, a forlorn hope, and gray-haired,
honest old Johnny Kent must stake his life. Success meant the recapture
of the ship, and the engineer was obstinately determined to undertake
it.
“You will have to go it alone, Johnny,” said O’Shea, “and I cannot help
if things break wrong for you. It will worry the heart out of me to let
ye do it.”
“Pshaw, Cap’n Mike! A battered old sot like me ain’t worth much to
anybody. If I slip up, and they put out my lights, I want to ask one
favor of you. Shoot that blankety-blank chemical son of a sea-cook for
me, will you? It’ll be my last wish.”
“I promise to fill him full of holes, if his gang pots me next minute,”
simply replied O’Shea, and they shook hands on it.
After dark that night Johnny Kent rummaged in his steamer trunk and
fished out an oil-stained suit of blue overalls, his working uniform
when in active service. From another bundle he selected two powerful
adjustable wrenches which could be concealed in his clothing. While he
was thus engaged O’Shea squeezed into the room, affectionately punched
him in the ribs, and exclaimed:
“To look the part ye must blacken your face and hands. We have no
coal-dust, but there are two long drinks in that bottle of Scotch
yonder. Let us hurl them into our systems, and I will make good use of
the cork.”
“And burnt-cork me same as I used to do when we boys played nigger
minstrels, Cap’n Mike? You’re wiser than Daniel Webster.”
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