The adventures of Captain O'SheaPaine, Ralph Delahaye
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The adventures of Captain O'Shea
Paine, Ralph Delahaye
Sea stories; Seafaring life -- Fiction
With this the retired chief engineer entered the cottage and passed
into the kitchen. The floors had been scrubbed white with sand and
holy-stone. The brass door-knobs and andirons were polished like gold.
The woodwork glistened with speckless white paint. What furniture
there was consisted of solid, old-fashioned pieces, such as Windsor
chairs, a highboy, a claw-footed table or two, and a desk of bird’s-eye
maple. No bric-a-brac cluttered them. Habit had schooled this nautical
housekeeper to dispense with loose stuff which might go adrift in a
heavy sea-way.
Kicking himself out of his overalls, he tied a white apron about his
waist and bent his attention to the kitchen stove. The green peas were
boiling merrily, the potatoes were almost baked, and it was time to fry
the bacon and eggs. He cooked his own dinner with as hearty good-will
as he had hoed the garden. It was all part of the game which he enjoyed
with such boyish zest.
Stepping to the back door, he blew a blast on a tin horn to summon the
Perkins boy. That lazy urchin sped out of the onion bed as if he had
wings, and Johnny Kent was moved to comment:
“Be careful, Bub, or your family’ll disown you. You came bowlin’ along
to your vittles like you were actually alive! Right after dinner you
wash the dishes and scour them tins, and if you leave a spot on ’em no
bigger than a flea’s whisker, I’ll nail your hide to the barn door.
Then we’ll hitch up the mare and jog along to East Pond with our
fish-poles.”
“Folks in town think it kind o’ queer you don’t hire a woman to keep
house,” said the Perkins offspring as he took the wash-basin down from
its hook.
“You can tell ’em with my compliments that they’re a gabby lot of
gossips and ought to have a stopper put on their jaw-tackle,” returned
Johnny Kent with surprising heat and a perceptible blush. “I can look
after myself without any advice from the village.”
Young Perkins snickered and thought it wise to change the subject.
When they sat down to table, the host was in the best of humor as he
declaimed with tremendous gusto:
“Did you ever taste such peas? Raised ’em myself. Cooked in cream from
my own cow. Early Rose potatoes from my own garden. Eggs from my own
hens. They lay ’em every day.”
“Hens have to lay or bust this time o’ year,” prosaically replied the
youth. “An’ peas is peas.”
“Romance was plumb left out of your system,” sighed the mariner. “All
the years I was wanderin’ over the high seas seem tame and monotonous
alongside this.”
Before the meal was ended there came an interruption. Johnny Kent
dropped knife and fork and suspiciously sniffed the breeze which drew
through the open windows. “Bub” Perkins likewise showed uneasy symptoms
and cocked his freckled snub nose to sniff the air. It was a tableau
evidently of some importance. Presently they both arose without a word
and hastened out of doors to scan the peaceful landscape far and near.
“I smelled wood smoke, sure as guns,” said Johnny Kent.
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