The adventures of Captain O'SheaPaine, Ralph Delahaye
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The adventures of Captain O'Shea
Paine, Ralph Delahaye
Sea stories; Seafaring life -- Fiction
While he reposed in this state of ruin, there came briskly walking
through his front gate a ruddy, well-knit figure of a man, young in
years, whose suit of blue serge became him jauntily. Halting to survey
the trimly ordered flower-beds and vine-covered portico, he ceased
whistling a snatch of a sea chantey and nodded approvingly. Following
the path to the side of the cottage, he beheld the disreputable person
seated in a state of collapse upon the porch. Instead of expressing
courteous sympathy, the visitor put his hands on his hips and laughed
uproariously.
Stung by this rude levity, Johnny Kent heaved himself to his feet and
hurled the chair at the head of the heartless young man, who dodged
it nimbly, ducked the swing of a fist big enough to land him in the
middle of next week, if not farther, and shoved the engineer into the
canvas hammock where he floundered helplessly and sputtered:
“Howdy, Cap’n Mike! It’s a low-down Irish trick to laugh at a man
that’s all wore out and tore up the way I am.”
Captain Michael O’Shea strove to check his unseemly mirth and thumped
his old comrade affectionately as he explained:
“So this is the happy, simple life that ye cracked on about for years.
You look it, Johnny. Was it an explosion that wrecked you or have ye
been cleaning boilers? And is every day like this on the dear old
homestead?”
“Not by a darn sight. I had to take a turn of extra duty. I’m the
happiest man in the world, Cap’n Mike. And I’m tickled to death to clap
eyes on you. Wait till I wash up and change my clothes.”
“Sure I’ll wait, Johnny. ’Tis a visit I have come to pay. You are
sensitive about the terrible condition I find ye in, so I will say no
more. But if I was surveyin’ you for Lloyds, I would mark you down as a
total loss. And how are the pigs and chickens?”
The portly farmer brightened instantly and wheeled in the door to
exclaim:
“You just ought to see ’em! Now how did I get along at sea all those
years without ’em? Can you tell me that?”
“’Twas the lack of them that made ye so thin and melancholy,” said
O’Shea with a grin. “Clean yourself up and fill the old pipe with the
wicked brand of cut plug that ye misname tobacco, and we will sit down
and talk it over.”
“Aye, aye, Cap’n Mike. And there’s some bottles of beer in the ice-box
in the wood-shed. It’s just abaft the galley. Help yourself.”
The shipmaster enjoyed exploring the cottage while his host repaired
damages and presently reappeared in a white-duck uniform, which he had
worn as chief engineer of the English steamer _Tarlington_.
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