The adventures of Captain O'SheaPaine, Ralph Delahaye
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The adventures of Captain O'Shea
Paine, Ralph Delahaye
Sea stories; Seafaring life -- Fiction
McDougal lacked the will power to resist this masterful mandate. And
perhaps here was a fighting chance providentially offered. On the
sweet, clean sea, far from the dissolute ports which had wrecked his
manhood, he might build up health and strength and throw all regrets
away. A fit of nervous weakness made the tears spring to his eyes, and
he faltered unevenly:
“You quite bowl me off my feet, Captain Spreckels. I haven’t thought
of leaving the East. But I will go with you and I can never thank you
enough. About clothes and an outfit, I----”
“I haf more clothes than a plenty for two of us, McDougal. There is
beer but no whiskey in my vessel. I do not trink liquor at sea. Come.
Paddy Blake haf left word mit his man here dot my sailors vas already
sent to the landing mit a boarding-house runner. We will go aboard the
tug.”
With this, the energetic master mariner tossed down a gin rickey, said
adieu to Captain O’Shea, and whisked McDougal out of the place with
an arm across his shoulders. The episode made O’Shea feel slightly
bewildered. The unfortunate McDougal had appeared and vanished with an
abruptness that savored of unreality. His confession was the sort of
thing that might come to a man in a nightmare. McDougal had painted
the scenes with a few broad strokes, and yet as O’Shea sat musing,
they seemed astonishingly vivid: the aged Chinese official pulling his
coat about his neck just before his head bounced off like a bloody
ball--the ragged colossus of a street pedler flinging afar his resonant
call--McDougal, wretched and forlorn, huddled in the tea-house and
fighting off the horrors. He had opened the book of his life and let
O’Shea read a page of it, but there must have been many more worth
knowing.
These reflections were interrupted by a violent dissension in the
vicinity of the bar. A British tar smote a Scandinavian over the head
with a bottle and stretched him on the floor. Somebody plucked the
piano stool from under the musical cabin steward and hurled it at the
aggressor. The missile flew high and swept the bar-tender into his
glassware with a most splendid crash. Then hostilities became general.
The combatants were too busy to observe the entrance of a wizened,
clerical-looking little man in a black frock-coat and a rusty tall hat.
With a shrill whoop, he pulled a slung-shot from his pocket and pranced
into the thick of the scrimmage. He was as agile as a jumping-jack, his
coat-tails seemed to be flying in a dozen places at once, and whenever
his weapon landed a seaman promptly lost all interest in the row and
made for the street with his head tenderly held in his hands. In the
wake of the active little man peace hovered like a dove.
With magical celerity the floor was cleared of disorder, and the
promoter of harmony calmly assisted the damaged bar-tender to clear
away the wreckage. Captain O’Shea accosted him when the task was
finished.
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