The adventures of Captain O'SheaPaine, Ralph Delahaye
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The adventures of Captain O'Shea
Paine, Ralph Delahaye
Sea stories; Seafaring life -- Fiction
“I wonder should I disturb him?” said O’Shea to himself, hesitating.
“’Tis not etiquette to break into his rest. Well, I will go back to the
bridge and wait a bit. Maybe he will be sending for me. My place is
with the pilot till the ship has poked her way past Gravesend and is
clear of this muck of up-river shipping.”
The _Tarlington_ found a less crowded reach of the Thames as she passed
below Greenwich and her engines began to shove her along at a rapid
gait. She had almost picked up full speed and was fairly headed for
blue water when the noise of loud and grievous protests arose from the
saloon deck. The commotion was so startling that O’Shea bounded down
from the bridge and was confronted by a smooth-shaven, slender, elderly
man who flourished a false mustache and imperial in his fist as he
indignantly cried:
“I say, this is all wrong as sure as my name is Thompson. I never
bargained with Mr. George Huntley to be kidnapped and taken to sea. I
don’t want to go, I tell you. These people tell me that this steamer is
bound to some island or other thousands of miles from here. I stand on
my rights as an Englishman. I demand that I be taken back to London at
once.”
O’Shea glared stupidly at the irate clerk so long in the employ of
Tavistock & Huntley. For once the resourceful shipmaster was utterly
taken aback. He managed to say in a sort of quavering stage whisper:
“For the love of heaven, what has become of the real king? Who mislaid
him? Where is he now?”
“I don’t know and I’m sure I don’t care,” bitterly returned the
affrighted Thompson. “I was an ass to consent to this make-believe job.”
“But how did you two kings get mixed?” groaned O’Shea. “You’re in the
wrong ship. Have ye not sense enough to fathom that much? You were
supposed to go aboard the _Tyneshire Glen_, ye old blunderer.”
“The man who drove the carriage told me this was the _Tyneshire Glen_.
I had to take his word for it. How was I to know one ship from the
other in the dark? I was told to pretend I was the genuine king, wasn’t
I? So I played the part as well as I could.”
“Ye played it right up to the hilt. My chief officer will vouch for
that,” and O’Shea held his head between his hands. He sent for Johnny
Kent and briefly announced:
“We are shy one king, Johnny. The deal has been switched on us somehow.
Our boss was left behind.”
“Great sufferin’ Cæsar’s ghost, Cap’n Mike!” gasped the other. “Say it
slow. Spell it out. Make signs if you’re choked up so that you can’t
talk plain.”
“The real king went in the discard, Johnny. We’ve fetched the dummy to
sea. The one that came aboard was the other one.”
“Then what in blazes became of our beloved King Osmond the First?”
cried Johnny.
“You can search me. Maybe his affectionate relatives have their hooks
in him by now and have started him on the road to the brain college.”
“It ain’t reasonable for us to keep on our course for Trinadaro without
the boss,” suggested the chief engineer. “This is his ship and cargo.”
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