The Adventures of Gil Blas of Santillane, Volume 2 (of 3)Le Sage, Alain René
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The Adventures of Gil Blas of Santillane, Volume 2 (of 3)
Le Sage, Alain René
Adventure and adventurers -- Fiction; Blas, Gil (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
After his departure, the apothecary, not to have the trouble of a
visit for nothing, made ready to proceed as it is prescribed in
certain cases. Whether he was afraid that the old woman's skill was
not equal to the exigency, or whether he meant to enhance his own
services by assiduity, he chose to operate in person; but in spite of
practice and experience, accidents will happen. Haste to return
benefits is among the most amiable propensities of our nature; and
such was my eagerness not to be behindhand with my benefactor, that
his velvet dress bore immediate testimony to the profuseness of my
gratitude. This he considered merely as one of those little
occurrences which checker the fortunes of the pharmaceutical
profession. A napkin is a resource for every thing in a sick room,
and least said was soonest mended; so he wiped himself quietly,
vowing indemnity and vengeance to himself for the necessity under
which he unquestionably labored of sending his clothes to the scourer.
On the following morning he returned to the attack more modestly
equipped, though there was then no risk of my springing a
countermine, as he had only to administer the potion which the doctor
had prescribed the evening before. Besides that I felt myself
getting better every moment, I had taken such a dislike, since the
day before, to the pill-dispensing tribe, as to curse the very
universities where these graduated cutthroats kept their exercises in
the faculty of slaying. In this temper of mind, I declared, with a
round oath, that I would not accept of health through such a medium,
but would willingly make over Hippocrates and his myrmidons to the
devil. The apothecary, who did not care a doit what became of his
compound, if it was but paid for, left the phial on the table, and
stalked away in Telamonian silence.
I immediately ordered that bitch of a medicine to be thrown out of
window, having set myself so doggedly against it, that I would as
soon have swallowed arsenic. Having once drawn the sword, I threw
away the scabbard; and erecting my tongue into an independent
potentate, told my nurse in a determined tone that she must
absolutely inform me what was become of my master. The old lady,
fearing lest the development of the mystery might completely overset
me, or thinking possibly that her prey might escape out of her
clutches for want of a little irritating contradiction, was most
provokingly mute; but I was so pressing in my demand to be obeyed,
that she at length gave me a decisive answer: Worthy sir, you have no
longer any master but your own will. Count Galiano is gone back into
Sicily.
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