The Adventures of Gil Blas of Santillane, Volume 3 (of 3)Le Sage, Alain René
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The Adventures of Gil Blas of Santillane, Volume 3 (of 3)
Le Sage, Alain René
Adventure and adventurers -- Fiction; Blas, Gil (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
His reverence, by this kind and insinuating language, engaged me by
degrees to tell him all my history, without falsification or reserve.
I owned everything; and thus he moralized on the leading article of
my confession: My little friend, though hermits ought to lay up such
treasures as neither force nor fraud can wrest from them, that was no
excuse for your taking the measure of punishment into your own hands:
by robbing brother Chrysostom, you nevertheless sinned against that
article of the decalogue which tells you not to steal; but I will
engage to make the hostess return the money, and will punctually
remit it to the reverend friar at his hermitage: you may therefore
make your conscience perfectly easy on that score. Now, between
ourselves, my conscience was perfectly callous to everything like
compunction with respect to the crime in question. The parson, who
had his own ends to answer, had not done with me yet. My lad,
pursued he, I mean to take you by the hand, and find a good berth for
you. I shall send you to-morrow morning, by the carrier, to my
nephew, a canon of Toledo. He will not refuse, at my request, to
admit you upon his establishment, where they live like so many sons
of the church, rosily, merrily, and fatly, upon the rents of his
prebendal stall: you will be perfectly comfortable there, take my
word for it.
Patronage like this gave me so much encouragement, that I did not
throw away another thought either upon my bag or my whipping. My
mind was wholly occupied with the idea of living rosily, merrily, and
fatly, like a son of the church. The following day, at breakfast
time, there came, according to orders, a muleteer to the parsonage,
with two mules saddled and bridled. They helped me to mount one, the
muleteer flung his leg over the other, and we trotted for Toledo. My
fellow-traveller was a good, pleasant companion, and desired nothing
better than to indulge his humor at the expense of his neighbor. My
little volunteer, said he, you have a good friend in his reverence,
the minister of Galves. He could not give you a better proof of his
kindness than by placing you with his nephew the canon, whom I have
the honor of knowing, far beyond all question or comparison, to be
the cock of the chapter; and a hearty one he is. None of your
lantern-jawed saints, with Lent in his face, a cat-of-nine-tails on
his back, and a cholera morbus in his belly. No such thing! Our
doctor is rubicund in the jowl, efflorescent on the nose, with a
wicked eye at a bumper or a girl; militant against no earthly
pleasure, but most addicted to the good things of the table. You
will be as snug there as a bug in a blanket.
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