Mr. Blades was conspicuous among the party, not only from his
dimensions, - or, as he phrased it, from "his breadth of beam," - but
also from his free-and-easy costume. "To get himself into wind," as
he alleged, Mr. Blades had just been knocking the wind out of the
Honourable Flexible Shanks (youngest son of the Earl of Buttonhole),
a Tuft from Christ Church, who had left his luxurious rooms in the
Canterbury Quad chiefly for the purpose of preparing himself for the
forthcoming Town and Gown, by putting on the gloves with his boating
friend. The bout having terminated by Mr. Flexible Shanks having
been sent backwards into a tray of wine-glasses with which Mr.
Filcher was just entering the room, the gloves were put aside, and
the combatants had an amicable set-to at a bottle of Carbonell's
"Forty-four," which Mr. Bouncer brought out of a wine-closet in his
bed-room for their especial delectation. Mr. Blades, who was of
opinion that, in dress, ease should always be consulted before
elegance, had not resumed that part of his attire of which he had
divested himself for fistianic purposes; and, with a greater display
of linen than is usually to be seen in society, was seated
comfortably in a lounging chair, smoking the pipe of peace. Since he
had achieved the proud feat of placing the Brazenface boat at the
head of the river, Mr. Blades had gained increased renown, more
especially in his own college, where he was regarded in the light of
a tutelary river deity; and, as training was not going on, he was now
enabled to indulge in a second glass of wine, and also in the luxury
of a cigar. Mr. Blades' shirt-sleeves were turned up so as to
display the anatomical proportion of his arms; and little Mr.
Bouncer, with the grave aspect of a doctor feeling a pulse, was
engaged in fingering his deltoid and biceps muscles, and in uttering
panegyrics on his friend's torso-of-Hercules condition.
"My gum, Billy!" (it must be observed, ~en passant~, that, although
the name given to Mr. Blades at an early age was Frank, yet that when
he was not called "old Blades," he was always addressed as "Billy," -
it being a custom which has obtained in universities, that wrong
names should be familiarly given to certain gentlemen, more as a mark
of friendly intimacy than of derision or caprice.) "My gum, Billy!"
observed Mr. Bouncer, "you're as hard as nails! What an extensive
assortment of muscles you've got on hand, - to say nothing about the
arms. I wish I'd got such a good stock in trade for our customers
to-night; I'd soon sarve 'em out, and make 'em sing peccavi."
"The fact is," said Mr. Flexible Shanks, who was leaning smoking
against the mantelpiece behind him, "Billy is like a respectable
family of bivalves - he is nothing but mussels."
[138 ADVENTURES OF MR. VERDANT GREEN]
"Or like an old Turk," joined in Mr. Bouncer, "for he's a regular
Mussulman."
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