It was in this phase of his existence, that Mr. Fosbrooke had the
pleasure of forming his acquaintance. Mr. Fosbrooke had received a
card, which intimated that the Pet would have great pleasure in
giving him "~lessons in the noble and manly art of Self-defence,
either at the gentleman's own residence, or at the Pet's spacious
Sparring Academy, 5, Cribb Court, Drury Lane, which is fitted up with
every regard to the comfort and convenience of his pupils. Gloves
are provided. N.B. - Ratting sports at the above crib every evening.
Plenty of rats always on hand. Use of the Pit gratis.~" Mr.
Fosbrooke, having come to the wise conclusion that every Englishman
ought to know how to be able to use his fists in case of need, and
being quite of the opinion of the gentleman who said: - "my son should
even learn to box, for do we not meet with imposing toll-keepers, and
insolent cabmen? and, as he can't call them out, he should be able to
knock them down,"* at once put himself under the Pet's tuition; and,
as we have before seen, still kept up his practice with the gloves,
when he had got to his own rooms at Brazenface.
But the Pet had other Oxford pupils than Mr. Fosbrooke; and he took
such an affectionate interest in their welfare, that he came down
from Town two or three times in each term, to see if his pupils'
practice had made them perfect in the art. One of the Pet's pupils,
was the gentleman who had now introduced him to Mr. Bouncer's rooms.
His name was Foote, but he was commonly called "Footelights;" the
addition having been made to his name by way of ~sobriquet~ to
express his unusual fondness for the stage, which amounted to so
great a passion, that his very conversation was redolent of "the
footlights." He had only been at St. John's a couple of terms, and
Mr. Fosbrooke had picked up his acquaintance through the medium of
the Pet, and had afterwards made him known to most of the men who
were now assembled at Mr. Bouncer's wine.
"Your servant, gents!" said the Pet, touching his forehead, and
making a scrape with his leg, by way of salutation.
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* "A Bachelor of Arts", Act I.
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"Hullo, Pet!" returned Mr. Bouncer; "bring yourself to an anchor, my
man." The Pet accordingly anchored himself by dropping on to the edge
of a chair, and placing his hat underneath it; while Huz and Buz
smelt suspiciously round his legs, and looked at him with an
expression of countenance which bore a wonderful resemblance to that
which they gazed upon.
"Never mind the dogs; they're amiable little beggars," observed Mr.
Bouncer, "and they never bite any one except in play. Now then, Pet,
what sort of liquors are you given to? Here are Claret liquors, Port
liquors, Sherry liquors, egg-flip liquors, Cup liquors. You pays
your money, and you takes your choice!
"Well, sir, thankee!" replied the Pet, "I ain't no ways pertikler,
but if you ~have~ sich a thing as a glass o' sperrits, I'd prefer
that - if not objectionable."
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