time, the Pet proved himself to be not only a perfect master of his
profession, but also a skilful adept in those figures of speech, or
"nice derangements of epitaphs," as Mrs. Malaprop calls them, in
which the admirers of the fistic art so much delight. At every blow,
a fresh opponent either fell or staggered off; the supremacy of the
Pet was complete, and his claim to be considered a Professor of the
noble and manly art of Self-defence was triumphantly established.
"The Putney Pet" was a decidedly valuable acquisition to the side of
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Soon the crowd became thinner, as those of the Town who liked to
give, but not to receive hard blows, stole off to other quarters; and
the Pet and his party would have been left peaceably to themselves.
But this was not what they wanted, as long as fighting was going on
elsewhere; even Mr. Verdant Green began to feel desperately
courageous as the Town took to their heels, and fled; and, having
performed prodigies of valour in almost knocking down a small cad who
had had the temerity to attack him, our hero felt himself to be a
hero indeed, and announced his intention of pursuing the mob, and
sticking close to Charles Larkyns, - taking especial care to do the
latter.
"All the savage soul of ~fight~ was up";
and the Gown following the scattered remnant of the flying Town, ran
them round by All Saints' Church, and up the Turl. Here another Town
and Gown party had fought their way from the Corn-market; and the
Gown, getting considerably the worst of the conflict, had taken
refuge within Exeter College by the express order of the Senior
Proctor, the Rev. Thomas Tozer, more familiarly known as "old
Towzer." He had endeavoured to assert his proctorial authority over
the
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mob of the townspeople; but the ~profanum vulgus~ had not only
scoffed and jeered him, but had even torn his gown, and treated his
velvet sleeves with the indignity of mud; while the only fireworks
which had been exhibited on that evening had been let off in his very
face. Pushed on, and hustled by the mob, and only partially
protected by his Marshal and Bulldogs,* he was saved from further
indignity by the arrival of a small knot of Gownsmen, who rushed to
his rescue. Their number was too small, however, to make head
against the mob, and the best that they could do was to cover the
Proctor's retreat. Now, the Rev. Thomas Tozer was short, and
inclined to corpulence, and, although not wanting for courage, yet
the exertion of defending himself from a superior force, was not only
a fruitless one, but was, moreover, productive of much unpleasantness
and perspiration. Deeming, therefore, that discretion was the better
part of valour, he fled (like those who tended, or ~ought~ to have
attended to, the flocks of Mr. Norval, Sen.)
"for safety and for succour;"
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