"Why, that's always the case with the Barbadoes baccy!" said Mr.
Bouncer; "it takes a long pull, and a strong pull, and a pull all
together to get it to make a start; but when once it does go, it goes
beautiful - like a house a-fire. But you can't expect it to be like
a common threepenny weed. Here! let me light him for you, Giglamps;
I'll give the beggar a dig in his ribs, as a gentle persuader." Mr.
Bouncer thereupon poked his pen-knife through the rubbish, and after
a time induced it to "draw"; and Mr. Verdant Green pulled at it
furiously, and made his eyes water with the unusual cloud of smoke
that he raised.
"And now, what d'ye think of it, my beauty?" inquired Mr. Bouncer.
"It's something out of the common, ain't it?"
"It has a beautiful ash!" observed Mr. Smalls.
"And diffuses an aroma that makes me long to defy the trainer, and
smoke one like it!" said Mr. Blades.
"So pray give me your reading - at least, your opinion, - on my
Magnifico Pomposo!" asked Mr. Foote.
"Well," answered Mr. Verdant Green, slowly - turning very pale as he
spoke, - "at first, I thought it was be-yew-tiful; but, altogether, I
think-that-the Barbadoes tobacco-doesn't quite-agree with-my
stom-" the speaker abruptly concluded by dropping the cigar, putting
his handkerchief to his mouth, and rushing into Mr. Bouncer's
bed-room. The Magnifico Pomposo had been too much for him, and had
produced sensations accurately interpreted by Mr. Bouncer, who
forthwith represented in expressive pantomime, the actions of a
distressed voyager, when he feebly murmurs "Steward!"
[208 ADVENTURES OF MR. VERDANT GREEN]
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