Through these varying shades of emotion did Mr. Verdant Green pass,
until at length they were all lost in the deeper gloom of actual
entrance into the schools. When once there, his fright soon passed
away. Reassured by the kindly voice of the examiner, telling him to
read over his Greek before construing it, our hero recovered his
equanimity, and got through his ~viva voce~ with flying colours; and,
on glancing over his paper-work, soon saw that the questions were
within his scope, and that he could answer most of them. Without
hazarding his success by making "bad shots," he contented himself by
answering those questions only on which he felt sure; and, when his
examination was over, he left the schools with a
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pretty safe conviction that he was safe, "and was well through his
smalls."
He could not but help, however, feeling some anxiety on the subject,
until he was relieved from all further fears, by the arrival of
Messrs. Fosbrooke, Smalls, and Blades, with a slip of paper (not
unlike those which Mr. Levi, the sheriff's officer, makes use of), on
which was written and printed as follows:-
"GREEN, VERDANT, E COLL. AEN. FAC.
Quaestionibus Magistrorum Scholarum in Parviso pro forma
respondit.
{GULIELMUS SMITH,
Ita testamur, {
{ROBERTUS JONES.
~Junii~ 7, 18--."
Alas for Mr. Bouncer! Though he had put in practice all the ingenious
plans which were without a doubt to ensure his success; and though he
had worked his cribs with consummate coolness, and had not been
discovered; yet, nevertheless, his friends came to him empty-handed.
The infatuated little gentleman had either trusted too much to his
own astuteness, or else he had over-reached himself, and had used his
card-knowledge in wrong places; or, perhaps, the examiners may have
suspected his deeds from the nature of his papers, and may have
refused to pass him. But whatever might be the cause, the little
gentleman had to defer taking his degree for some months at least.
In a word - and a dreadful word it is to all undergraduates - Mr.
Bouncer was PLUCKED! He bore his unexpected reverse of fortune very
philosophically, and professed to regret it only for "the Mum's"
sake; but he seemed to feel that the Dons of his college would look
shy upon him, and he expressed his opinion that it would be better
for him to migrate to the Tavern.*
But, while Mr. Bouncer was thus deservedly punished for his idleness
and duplicity, Charles Larkyns was rewarded for all his toil. He did
even better than he had expected: for, not only did his name appear
in the second class, but the following extra news concerning him was
published in the daily papers, under the very appropriate heading of
"University ~Intelligence~."
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