Miss Patty in her agitation and anxiety had taken hold of Mr. Verdant
Green's hand; but, although the young gentleman would at any other
time have very willingly allowed her to retain possession of it, on
the present occasion he disengaged it from her clasp, and said, "Pray
don't lose time, or it will be too late for both of us. I assure you
that I can easily take care of myself. Now do go, pray; quietly, but
quickly." So Miss Patty, with an earnest, searching gaze into her
companion's face, did as he bade her, and retreated with her face to
the foe.
In a few seconds, however, the object of her movement had dawned upon
Mr. Roarer's dull understanding, upon which discovery he set up a
bellow of fury, and stamped the ground in very undignified wrath.
But, more than this, like a skilful general who has satisfactorily
worked out the forty-seventh proposition of the First Book of Euclid,
and knows therefrom that the square of the hypothenuse equals both
that of the base and perpendicular, he unconsciously commenced the
solution of the problem, by making a galloping charge in the
direction of the gate to which Miss Patty was hastening. Thereupon,
Mr. Verdant Green, perceiving the young lady's peril, deliberately
ran towards Mr. Roarer, shouting and brandishing the sketch-book. Mr.
Roarer paused in wonder and perplexity. Mr. Verdant Green shouted
and advanced; Miss Patty steadily retreated. After a few moments of
indecision Mr. Roarer abandoned his design of pursuing the
petticoats, and resolved that the gentleman should be his first
victim. Accordingly he sounded his trumpet for the conflict, gave
another roar and a stamp, and then ran towards Mr. Verdant Green,
who, having picked up a large stone, threw it dexterously into Mr.
Roarer's face, which brought that broad-chested gentleman to a
stand-still of astonishment and a search for the missile. Of this Mr.
Verdant Green took advantage, and made a Parthian retreat. Glancing
towards Miss Patty he saw that she was within thirty yards of the
gate, and in a minute or two would be in safety - saved through his
means!
A bellow from Mr. Roarer's powerful lungs prevented him for the
present from pursuing this delightful theme. In another moment the
bull charged, and Mr. Verdant Green - braced up, as it were, to
energetic proceedings by the screams with which Miss Patty had now
begun to shrilly echo Mr. Roarer's deep-mouthed bellowings - waited
for his approach, and then, as the bull rushed on him - like a
massive rock hurled forward by an avalanche - he leaped aside, nimble
as a doubling hare. As he did so, he threw down his wide-awake,
which the irate Mr. Roarer forthwith fell upon, and tossed, and
tossed, and tore into shreds. By this time, Verdant had reached the
bank of the Swirl; but before he could proceed further, the
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