A legion of dogs accompanied them on these occasions; a miscellaneous
pack composed of Masters Huz and Buz (in great spirits at finding
themselves in such capital quarters), a black Newfoundland (answering
to the name of "Nigger"), a couple of setters (with titles from the
heathen mythology - "Juno" and "Flora"), a ridiculous-looking,
bandy-legged otter-hound (called "Gripper"), a wiry, rat-catching
terrier ("Nipper"), and two silky-haired, long-backed, short-legged,
sharp-nosed, bright-eyed, pepper-and-salt Skye-terriers, who
respectively answered to the names of "Whisky" and "Toddy," and were
the property of the Misses Honeywood. The lordly shepherds' dogs,
whom they encountered on their journeys, would have nothing to do
with such a medley of unruly scamps, but turned from their overtures
of friendship with patrician disdain. They routed up rabbits; they
turned
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out hedgehogs; and, at their approach, they made the game fly with a
WHIR-R-R-R-R-R-R arranged as a ~diminuendo~.
These free-and-easy equestrian expeditions were not only agreeable to
Mr. Verdant Green's feelings, but they were also useful to him as so
many lessons of horsemanship, and so greatly advanced him in the
practice of that noble science, that the admiring Squire one day said
to him - "I'll tell you what, Verdant! before we've done with you, we
shall make you ride <VG240.JPG> like a Shafto!" At which high
eulogium Mr. Verdant Green blushed, and made an inward resolution
that, as soon as he had returned home, he would subscribe to the
Warwickshire hounds, and make his appearance in the field.
On Sundays the Honeywood party usually rode and drove to the church
of a small market-town, some seven or eight miles distant. If it was
a wet day, they walked to the ruined church of Lasthope - the place
Miss Patty was sketching when disturbed by Mr. Roarer. Lasthope was
in lay hands; and its lay rector, who lived far away, had so little
care for the edifice, or the proper conduct of divine service, that
he allowed the one to continue in its ruins, and suffered the other
to be got through anyhow, or not at all - just as it happened.
Clergymen were engaged to perform the service (there was but one each
day) at the lowest price of the clerical market. Occasionally it was
announced, in the vernacular of the district, that there would be no
church, "because the priest had gone for the sea-bathing," or because
the waters were out, and the priest could not get
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across. As a matter of course, in consequence of the uncertainty of
finding any one to perform the service when they had got to church,
and of the slovenly way in which the service was scrambled through
when they had got a clergyman there, the congregation generally
preferred attending the large Presbyterian meeting-house, which was
about two miles from Lasthope. Here, at any rate, they met with the
reverse of coldness in the conduct of the service.
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