The infatuated Mr. Bouncer madly persisted (despite the entreaties
and remonstrances of his friends) in going into the Schools clad in
his examination coat, and padded over with a host of crams. His fate
was a warning that similar offenders should lay to heart, and profit
by; for the little gentleman was again plucked. Although he was
grieved at this on "the Mum's" account, his mercurial temperament
enabled him to thoroughly enjoy the Christmas vacation at the Manor
Green, where were again gathered together the same party who had met
there the previous Christmas. The cheerful society of Miss Fanny
Green did much, probably, towards restoring Mr. Bouncer to his usual
happy frame of mind; and, after Christmas, he gladly returned to his
beloved Oxford, leaving Brazenface, and migrating ("through
circumstances over which he had no control," as he said) to "the
Tavern." But when the time for his examination drew on, the little
gentleman was seized with such trepidation, and "funked" so greatly,
that he came to the resolution not to trouble the Examiners again,
and to dispense with the honours of a Degree. And so, at length,
greatly to Mr. Verdant Green's sorrow, and "regretted by all that
knew him," Mr. Bouncer sounded his final octaves and went the
complete unicorn for the last time in a College quad, and gave his
last Wine (wherein he produced some "very old port, my teacakes! -
I've had it since last term!") and then, as an undergraduate, bade
his last farewell to Oxford, with the parting declaration, that,
though he had not taken his
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Degree, yet that he had got through with great ~credit~, for that he
had left behind him a heap of unpaid bills.
By this time, or shortly after, many of Mr. Verdant Green's earliest
friends had taken their Degrees, and had left College; and their
places were occupied by a new set of men, among whom our hero found
many pleasant companions, whose names and titles need not be recorded
here.
When June had come, there was a "grand Commemoration," and this was
quite a sufficient reason that the Miss Honeywoods should take their
first peep at Oxford, at so favourable an opportunity. Accordingly
there they came, together with the Squire, and were met by a portion
of Mr. Verdant Green's family, and by Mr. Bouncer; and there were
they duly taken to all the lions, and initiated into some of the
mysteries of College life. Miss Patty was enchanted with everything
that she saw - even carrying her admiration to Verdant's
undergraduate's gown - and was proudly escorted from College to
College by her enamoured swain.
"Pleasant it was, when woods were green,
And winds were soft and low,"
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