out of which they were construing, or being racked with questions
that touched now on one subject and now on another, like a bee among
flowers. The large table was liberally supplied with all the
apparatus and instruments of torture; and on the other side of it sat
the three examiners, as dreadful and <VG113-1.JPG> formidable as the
terrible three of Venice. At the upper end of the room was a chair
of state for the Vice-Chancellor, whenever he deigned to personally
superintend the torture; to the right and left of which accommodation
was provided for other victims. On the right hand of the room was a
small open <VG113-2.JPG> gallery of two seats (like those seen in
infant schools); and here, from 10 in the morning till 4 in the
afternoon, with only the interval of a quarter of an hour for
luncheon, Mr. Verdant Green was compelled to sit and watch the
proceedings, his perseverance being attested to by a certificate
which he received as a reward for his meritorious conduct. If this
"sitting in the schools"* was established as an ~in terrorem~ form
for the spectators, it undoubtedly generally had the desired effect;
and what with the misery of sitting through a whole day on a hard
bench with nothing to do, and the agony of seeing your
fellow-creatures plucked, and having visions of the same prospective
fate for yourself, the day on which the sitting takes place is
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* This form has been abolished (1853) under the new regulations.
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usually regarded as one of those which, "if 'twere done, 'twere well
it should be done quickly."
As an appropriate sequel to this proceeding, Mr. Verdant Green
attended the interesting ceremony of conferring degrees; where he
discovered that the apparently insane promenade of the proctor gave
rise to the name bestowed on (what Mr. Larkyns called) the equally
insane custom of "plucking."* There too our hero saw the
Vice-Chancellor in all his glory; and so agreeable were the
proceedings, that altogether he had a great deal of Bliss.+
CHAPTER XII.
MR. VERDANT GREEN TERMINATES HIS EXISTENCE AS AN OXFORD
FRESHMAN.
"BEFORE I go home," said Mr. Verdant Green, as he expelled a volume
of smoke from his lips, - for he had overcome his first weakness, and
now "took his weed" regularly, - "before I go home, I must see what I
owe in the <VG114.JPG> place; for my father said he did not like for
me to run in debt, but wished me to settle my bills terminally."
"What, you're afraid of having what we call bill-ious fever, I
suppose, eh?" laughed Charles Larkyns. "All exploded
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