The Adventures of My Cousin SmoothTempleton, Timothy
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The Adventures of My Cousin Smooth
Templeton, Timothy
Pierce, Franklin, 1804-1869 -- Humor; United States -- Politics and government -- 1853-1857
The person who represented them, and who could boast of but
one shoe, and one sleeve to his coat, and had a countenance smothered
in hair, now approached Monsieur Souley as Monsieur Souley approached
him, and both bowed. I ought to have mentioned that this last
procession was preceded by one of their number, wheeling a barrow, on
which was a monster petition, specifying the fifty thousand grievances
they hoped would be redressed by the Congress. Buck, who it was more
than suspected looked with suspicion upon the mixture of reds in
general, was seen squinting steadily in the faces of the
savage-looking intruders, while others could not suppress a laugh at
the singular quaintness of the picture they presented. The leader
having extended his hand to Monsieur, a consultation ensued, and was
continued with innumerable gestures, grimaces, and contortions of the
face. The Chair begged to remind gentlemen of the importance of time.
The Chair hoped Monsieur Souley would find it convenient to report.
That versatile statesman replied,--He had the honor to inform this
august body, that these gentlemen--externally so
deficient!--constituted the 'Forlorn Order of _Very_ Red Republicans.'
Here Monsieur turned to the forlorn order, as it, with one accord
bowed, in confirmation of what he said. 'Gentlemen!' continued the
speaker with a rhetorical flourish, 'you must not judge these men by
their exteriors. We have here the rough bark covering the fine
tree. Gentlemen! have not these men hearts of oak, nerves of steel,
and bone that, like their souls, never breaks in time of need?'
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