The Adventures of My Cousin SmoothTempleton, Timothy
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The Adventures of My Cousin Smooth
Templeton, Timothy
Pierce, Franklin, 1804-1869 -- Humor; United States -- Politics and government -- 1853-1857
which, though somewhat against my feelings, I will confidentially
relate. Bolt had named a certain day when all his little affairs would
positively be arranged, and this dawned of a calm and sunny autumn
morning, when everything about the Legation seemed to repose in peace
and quietness--when wars and obdurate creditors were forgotten, and we
plumed ourselves on the happy issue of several important international
questions. One very important member of the corps, however, seemed to
have something of great importance evolving in his mind; this was the
sagacious Thomas, who paced the hall with more than ordinary
superciliousness, now and then arranging his livery in the
mirror. About eleven o'clock there came a great gathering of
serious-looking individuals at the hall door; among them the quick eye
of Thomas discovered the following very respectable gentlemen,
viz.:--Broadwood, of the firm of Broadwood & Willow; Dole, the
distinguished wine merchant; Staple, the bootmaker; Madame
Lacelooper's man of business; and Peppers, the jeweller. The opening
of the door was succeeded by a great rush. Having expressed some
surprise at their mistake in calling so early, Thomas received his
visitors with his customary equanimity, and begged to remind them that
three o'clock was the hour appointed for the interview between
themselves and Mr. Bolt. Here he threw a sly wink at Peppers, which
that gentleman rendered into an intimation to remain, while he
politely bowed the remainder out. 'Wonderful assurance, these fellows
have,' said Thomas, turning to Peppers, who began to think he was all
right, 'they won't learn etiquette.' As he concluded he turned to have
a view through the side-light at his friends outside, who hung
contemplatively about the door, then addressing the inside
gentleman--'Peppers, I think you said?' he continued, working his lips
and smoothing his chin with the fingers of his right hand. That
gentleman bowed affirmatively as Thomas advanced a few steps toward
the parlor door, and then hesitated, as if in a deep study. 'Peppers,
Peppers, Peppers!' he accented somewhat curiously, until the creditor
had well nigh lost his patience in suspense. 'I beg your pardon, sir!'
(Thomas faced about with an entirely altered face), but, may I,
ah!--hem,--you see; there is a small affair in the way, Mr. Peppers.
The truth is, Mr. Bolt has ceased his connection with this
establishment.'
"'I must see him, nevertheless,' replied the obdurate creditor,
permitting his suspicions to get the better of his judgment. 'If you
do,' rejoined Thomas, bowing, 'you may have a longer drive than is
agreeable at this season of the year.'
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