The Adventures of Peregrine PickleSmollett, T. (Tobias)
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The Adventures of Peregrine Pickle
Smollett, T. (Tobias)
Adventure stories; Fiction; Picaresque literature
Peregrine, affecting to start at the approach of such an uncouth figure,
asked if he had been with a spirit; upon which he answered, with great
vehemence, “Spirit! No, no, master, I have had a roll and tumble with
the flesh. A dog. I'll teach him to come a caterwauling about my doors.”
Guessing from this reply, that his aim was accomplished, and curious to
know the particulars of the rencounter, “Well, then,” said the youth,
“I hope you have prevailed against the flesh, Tunley.”--“Yes, yes,”
answered the publican, “I have cooled his capissens, as the saying is:
I have played such a tune about his ears, that I'll be bound he shan't
long for music this month. A goatish, man-faced rascal! Why, he's a
perfect parish bull, as I hope to live.”
Hatchway, observing that he seemed to have made a stout battle, desired
he would sit down and recover wind; and after he had swallowed a brace
of bumpers, his vanity prompted him to expatiate upon his own exploit in
such a manner, that the confederates, without seeming to know the curate
was his antagonist, became acquainted with every circumstance of the
ambuscade.
Tunley had scarce got the better of his agitation, when his wife,
entering the room, told them, by way of news, that some waggish body
had sent Mr. Sackbut the curate to pray with her. This name inflamed
the husband's choler anew; and, forgetting all his complaisance for his
spouse, he replied with a rancorous grin, “Add rabbit him! I doubt not
but you found his admonitions deadly comfortable!” The landlady, looking
at her vassal with a sovereign aspect, “What crotchets,” said she, “have
you got in your fool's head, I trow? I know no business you have to sit
here like a gentleman with your arms akimbo, there's another company
in the house to be served.” The submissive husband took the hint, and
without further expostulation sneaked out of the room.
Next day it was reported that Mr. Sackbut had been waylaid and
almost murdered by robbers, and an advertisement was pasted upon the
church-door, offering a reward to any person that should discover the
assassin; but he reaped no satisfaction from this expedient, and
was confined to his chamber a whole fortnight, by the bruises he had
received.
CHAPTER XXX.
Mr. Sackbut and his Pupil conspire against Peregrine, who,
being apprised of their Design by his Sister, takes measures for
counterworking their Scheme, which is executed by mistake upon Mr.
Gauntlet--this young Soldier meets with a cordial reception from the
Commodore, who generously decoys him into his own interest.
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