The Adventures of Peregrine PickleSmollett, T. (Tobias)
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The Adventures of Peregrine Pickle
Smollett, T. (Tobias)
Adventure stories; Fiction; Picaresque literature
When supper was ready, he in person gave notice to his guests, and,
leading the lady into his apartment, seated her in an elbow-chair at the
upper end of the table, squeezing her hand, and darting a most insidious
glance at the same time. This abrupt behaviour he practised on the
presumption that a lady of her breeding was not to be addressed with
the tedious forms that must be observed in one's advances to a person
of birth and genteel education. In all probability his calculation was
just, for Mrs. Hornbeck gave no signs of discontent at this sort of
treatment, but, on the contrary, seemed to consider it as a proof of
the young gentleman's regard; and though she did not venture to open
her mouth three times during the whole repast, she showed herself
particularly well satisfied with her entertainer, by sundry sly and
significant looks, while her husband's eyes were directed another way;
and divers loud peals of laughter, signifying her approbation of the
sallies which he uttered in the course of their conversation.
Her spouse began to be very uneasy at the frank demeanour of his
yoke-fellow, whom he endeavoured to check in her vivacity, by assuming
a severity of aspect; but whether she obeyed the dictates of her own
disposition, which, perhaps, was merry and unreserved, or wanted to
punish Mr. Hornbeck for his jealousy of temper; certain it is, her
gaiety increased to such a degree, that her husband was grievously
alarmed and, incensed at her conduct, and resolved to make her sensible
of his displeasure, by treading in secret upon her toes. He was,
however, so disconcerted by his indignation, that he mistook his mark,
and applied the sharp heel of his shoe to the side of Mr. Jolter's foot,
comprehending his little toe that was studded with an angry corn, which
he invaded with such a sudden jerk, that the governor, unable to endure
the torture in silence started up, and, dancing on the floor, roared
hideously with repeated bellowings, to the enjoyment of Peregrine and
the lady, who laughed themselves almost into convulsions at the joke.
Hornbeck, confounded at the mistake he had committed, begged pardon of
the injured tutor with great contrition protesting that the blow he
had so unfortunately received, was intended for an ugly cur, which he
thought had posted himself under the table. It was lucky for him that
there was actually a dog in the room, to justify this excuse, which
Jolter admitted with the tears running over his cheeks, and the economy
of the table was recomposed.
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